Megz called me a manwhore today.
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The Infamous Hard Alley
Second Life's Original Sin
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Sunday, August 30, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
All about my Cock.
I had planned to write a lengthy blog sharing my insights and wisdom concerning life and love and relationships in Second Life, but erased it all and decided to just talk about something we all know and love...
My Cock.
First off, its a Dark Desires brand. I have a Midnight Lotus and an XCite and a SexGen and a Play Sexy, but nothing quite feels as good dangling between my legs as the one from Dark Desires.
Second, its big. Really big. But not the biggest. The set included a massive one that I felt was just a bit too much. Maybe if I'm in need of a club to beat griefers with someday, I'll put it on and try the huge one out. In the meantime, I'm getting along just fine with the "just big" one.
And lastly, its just fun. I enjoy wearing it and showing it off, but just to share the joy with others, not to say "look at me! I have a huge cock!"
My ego doesn't need stroking, but my cock is always "up" for some. *grins*
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Mary Baphomet is required by law to wear a tattoo reading "The user bears sole responsibility for any bodily injury incurred".
My Cock.
First off, its a Dark Desires brand. I have a Midnight Lotus and an XCite and a SexGen and a Play Sexy, but nothing quite feels as good dangling between my legs as the one from Dark Desires.
Second, its big. Really big. But not the biggest. The set included a massive one that I felt was just a bit too much. Maybe if I'm in need of a club to beat griefers with someday, I'll put it on and try the huge one out. In the meantime, I'm getting along just fine with the "just big" one.
And lastly, its just fun. I enjoy wearing it and showing it off, but just to share the joy with others, not to say "look at me! I have a huge cock!"
My ego doesn't need stroking, but my cock is always "up" for some. *grins*
...
Mary Baphomet is required by law to wear a tattoo reading "The user bears sole responsibility for any bodily injury incurred".
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Ruler of All I Survey
I bought an island.
Hard Alley is fast approaching its 3rd anniversary and in that time it has grown from a 10x30 meter skybox to an entire sim of decadance and perversion. Nearly all my sick fantasies can be played out in one area of the Alley or another, and I am slowly running out of ideas for new ones.
For me, Hard Alley has always been more about having fun than anything else. I've tried to make a place where people can play and enjoy hanging out. I want the people that visit the Alley to feel welcome and free to explore their fantasies without fear of harassment or judgement.
Most of all, I want Hard Alley to be a place where friends come together and talk and laugh and enjoy each other's company. I want it to be their home as much as it is mine.
Moving into our fourth year, we face several challenges. The Lindens are not going to make it easy on adult sites. Restricting the ability for people to find us in Search, along with strictly enforcing age verification (I am against under-age sexual play, but this will kill many of the alt characters that people use in Hard Alley because their mains are too "respectable). The increased cost of a full sim is a challenge, but for now we're doing okay. Only time will tell if we are able to sustain enough revenue to keep going.
The biggest challenge, though, is keeping things fresh. I have done my best over the last three years to keep changing and adding to the Alley enough that it always has something new to offer. I am fortunate to be surrounded by the best bunch of perverts in Second Life, and they are always inspiring me to do better.
A large part of Hard Alley's continued success lies with my Club Manager and best friend, Megz Ling. She is the heart of Hard Core and keeps the place rocking and full of life. She is the magnet that draws the zany cast of characters that populate my bar stools each night. I can't express how much I appreciate all she does for me and the Alley.
Did I mention the zany cast of characters? Skat, Taka, Calie, Zach, Mega, Mal, Biancajade, Sarajane, Viv, Allie, Calvin, Yulia, and so many others keep me cracking up with their wild antics and distrubing humor.
My beautiful dancers. Without them there would be no Hard Core Sex and Strip Club. They are my girls. :)
Hard Alley is my home. These people are my family.
Oh yes (for tradition sake), Mary Baphomet wants to have my illegitimate children.
Hard Alley is fast approaching its 3rd anniversary and in that time it has grown from a 10x30 meter skybox to an entire sim of decadance and perversion. Nearly all my sick fantasies can be played out in one area of the Alley or another, and I am slowly running out of ideas for new ones.
For me, Hard Alley has always been more about having fun than anything else. I've tried to make a place where people can play and enjoy hanging out. I want the people that visit the Alley to feel welcome and free to explore their fantasies without fear of harassment or judgement.
Most of all, I want Hard Alley to be a place where friends come together and talk and laugh and enjoy each other's company. I want it to be their home as much as it is mine.
Moving into our fourth year, we face several challenges. The Lindens are not going to make it easy on adult sites. Restricting the ability for people to find us in Search, along with strictly enforcing age verification (I am against under-age sexual play, but this will kill many of the alt characters that people use in Hard Alley because their mains are too "respectable). The increased cost of a full sim is a challenge, but for now we're doing okay. Only time will tell if we are able to sustain enough revenue to keep going.
The biggest challenge, though, is keeping things fresh. I have done my best over the last three years to keep changing and adding to the Alley enough that it always has something new to offer. I am fortunate to be surrounded by the best bunch of perverts in Second Life, and they are always inspiring me to do better.
A large part of Hard Alley's continued success lies with my Club Manager and best friend, Megz Ling. She is the heart of Hard Core and keeps the place rocking and full of life. She is the magnet that draws the zany cast of characters that populate my bar stools each night. I can't express how much I appreciate all she does for me and the Alley.
Did I mention the zany cast of characters? Skat, Taka, Calie, Zach, Mega, Mal, Biancajade, Sarajane, Viv, Allie, Calvin, Yulia, and so many others keep me cracking up with their wild antics and distrubing humor.
My beautiful dancers. Without them there would be no Hard Core Sex and Strip Club. They are my girls. :)
Hard Alley is my home. These people are my family.
Oh yes (for tradition sake), Mary Baphomet wants to have my illegitimate children.
Monday, December 8, 2008
Business or Pleasure?
Most nights I am faced with this question. Business or Pleasure? As I dance at Hard Core, or wander the Alley, the lovely ladies that dance for me constantly catch my eye. But they are hard at work, earning tips and keeping customers happy. Wouldn't it be wrong to pull them from the stage and drag them off to my private chambers to have my way with them?
On one hand, I want my girls to make nice money. They work hard and deserve the reward. Its not easy to dance for hours and try to flirt and converse and be cheerful and sexy, and let's face it... in this economy, the tips are drying up. It would be bad to interfere with them while they are actually pulling in those few rare coins.
On the other hand, I, too, fall prey to their charms. And as their boss, it is my duty to sexually harass them as much as I can. Sometimes that involves pressuring them to come satisfy my carnal needs. After all, it IS my Alley, and they work for me. I pay a lot of money each month so other people can have sex. Shouldn't I get some, too, even if they miss a tip or two?
So the question remains: Business or Pleasure?
Luckily the question has been answered in the last day or so. Two of my girls have decided to be twins, which leaves me with the brilliant plan to leave one to dance while I have my way with the other. To be fair, I'll have to alternate which one stays and which one submits to my lust, but I am nothing if not fair. :)
Don't you love it when problems just work themselves out?
Now the question is: How do I get them both into my room at the same time?
On one hand, I want my girls to make nice money. They work hard and deserve the reward. Its not easy to dance for hours and try to flirt and converse and be cheerful and sexy, and let's face it... in this economy, the tips are drying up. It would be bad to interfere with them while they are actually pulling in those few rare coins.
On the other hand, I, too, fall prey to their charms. And as their boss, it is my duty to sexually harass them as much as I can. Sometimes that involves pressuring them to come satisfy my carnal needs. After all, it IS my Alley, and they work for me. I pay a lot of money each month so other people can have sex. Shouldn't I get some, too, even if they miss a tip or two?
So the question remains: Business or Pleasure?
Luckily the question has been answered in the last day or so. Two of my girls have decided to be twins, which leaves me with the brilliant plan to leave one to dance while I have my way with the other. To be fair, I'll have to alternate which one stays and which one submits to my lust, but I am nothing if not fair. :)
Don't you love it when problems just work themselves out?
Now the question is: How do I get them both into my room at the same time?
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Bow-Chika-Bow-Bow
Okay let's talk about strippers. I've seen all kinds of strippers, who dance for lots of different reasons. In Second Life, anyone can be a stripper. In fact, stripping and escorting are probably the first professions most women choose when they start playing SL. Why? Because its easy, not very expensive, and because it involves buying lots of new clothes.
Most strippers quit after just a few weeks. Why? Because they quickly realize that the sex industry is not for them, or they have hooked up with a customer and no longer need to work to get clothes.
But some strippers... the best ones... stick with it. Again, why? Some enjoy the money. Some enjoy the social aspects of always meeting new people. And some do it as a form of escape from relationships and responsibilities that have grown to be too much like Real Life.
Speaking of strippers, I should mention Mary Baphomet is still officially a stripper at Hard Core, although she rarely graces us with a dance. Mostly she stands on the dance floor and allows us to bask in her presence. Hail Mary! But when Mary DOES dance... WOW! (begin 70's porn music in background... Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow) Mary's got a great rack. Enough said.
Okay so I know this post is boring and you could care less about my views and perspectives on strippers. What you really want to know is, do I get to have sex with them.
The answer is yes. I do. And I have. A lot. Not all, mind you, although I am always working to hit the 100% mark. Yes, sexual harassment is alive and well at Hard Core. Its just a matter of time, and I am a patient man.
Is it good to be the king? You bet your ass it is. Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow!
Most strippers quit after just a few weeks. Why? Because they quickly realize that the sex industry is not for them, or they have hooked up with a customer and no longer need to work to get clothes.
But some strippers... the best ones... stick with it. Again, why? Some enjoy the money. Some enjoy the social aspects of always meeting new people. And some do it as a form of escape from relationships and responsibilities that have grown to be too much like Real Life.
Speaking of strippers, I should mention Mary Baphomet is still officially a stripper at Hard Core, although she rarely graces us with a dance. Mostly she stands on the dance floor and allows us to bask in her presence. Hail Mary! But when Mary DOES dance... WOW! (begin 70's porn music in background... Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow) Mary's got a great rack. Enough said.
Okay so I know this post is boring and you could care less about my views and perspectives on strippers. What you really want to know is, do I get to have sex with them.
The answer is yes. I do. And I have. A lot. Not all, mind you, although I am always working to hit the 100% mark. Yes, sexual harassment is alive and well at Hard Core. Its just a matter of time, and I am a patient man.
Is it good to be the king? You bet your ass it is. Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow!
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