The Infamous Hard Alley

The Infamous Hard Alley
Second Life's Original Sin

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Bow-Chika-Bow-Bow

Okay let's talk about strippers. I've seen all kinds of strippers, who dance for lots of different reasons. In Second Life, anyone can be a stripper. In fact, stripping and escorting are probably the first professions most women choose when they start playing SL. Why? Because its easy, not very expensive, and because it involves buying lots of new clothes.

Most strippers quit after just a few weeks. Why? Because they quickly realize that the sex industry is not for them, or they have hooked up with a customer and no longer need to work to get clothes.

But some strippers... the best ones... stick with it. Again, why? Some enjoy the money. Some enjoy the social aspects of always meeting new people. And some do it as a form of escape from relationships and responsibilities that have grown to be too much like Real Life.

Speaking of strippers, I should mention Mary Baphomet is still officially a stripper at Hard Core, although she rarely graces us with a dance. Mostly she stands on the dance floor and allows us to bask in her presence. Hail Mary! But when Mary DOES dance... WOW! (begin 70's porn music in background... Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow) Mary's got a great rack. Enough said.

Okay so I know this post is boring and you could care less about my views and perspectives on strippers. What you really want to know is, do I get to have sex with them.

The answer is yes. I do. And I have. A lot. Not all, mind you, although I am always working to hit the 100% mark. Yes, sexual harassment is alive and well at Hard Core. Its just a matter of time, and I am a patient man.

Is it good to be the king? You bet your ass it is. Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow!

1 comment:

Mary Baphomet said...

Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow ...omg no..
I will say that you are a VERY patient man :))