The Infamous Hard Alley

The Infamous Hard Alley
Second Life's Original Sin

Wednesday, September 25, 2013


I got banned from a club the other night.

I've always looked at Banning as something you do to griefers who are dropping particle bombs or orbiting other players or using scripted objects to harass people.

I have almost never used banning for personal reasons.  Maybe once or twice in the 7 years I've been running Hard Alley.  Anyone that knows me, knows that it takes a hell of a lot to piss me off enough that I'd do something like that.  I have occasionally banned guys who were threatening my dancers.

But, 99% of the time, I only ban people that violate one of the three rules of Hard Alley:  1) People playing underage avatars or are looking for underage sex, 2) People who use weapons against others in a non-roleplaying manner, and 3) People who are complete dicks that are only there to harass other players.  Even in those cases, I usually attempt to resolve the issue peacefully in IMs before resorting to banning.  I insist all of my Security personnel follow these strict, non-confrontational methods as well.

The other night, my lovely wife, Naiya, and our beautiful Pet, Spirit, dragged me out of the Alley to a club they wanted to visit.  I don't enjoy leaving the Alley.  It almost always results in disappointment in what I see SL has become.  But I don't want Naiya and Spirit to feel trapped with me in my old sim, so I sometimes go out with them.

They teleported me to a lounge style club with a lot of people crowded into a relatively small space.  This place is obviously quite popular.  Everyone was grey for the majority of my short visit there.  The color I could see consisted of a lot of purple.  However, I never hold lag against anyone.  I've had my own site long enough to realize lag is something you really cannot control.  I cranked my graphics down to minimum and followed Nai and Spirit into the middle of the crowd.

It was a very pretty shade of purple.

We stood there for a few minutes letting things and people rezz and noticed that absolutely no one was talking.  No one bothered to greet us (something I always try to do as host of my own club when I am there.  It doesn't take any time, and it lets people know you appreciate them coming).  Nai and Spirit and I were on Skype, so conversing amongst ourselves was easy and there was no need for us to use Local Chat or even IMs.  But what's the fun in that?  We could stand silently at Hard Alley and talk in Skype just as easy!  We came to this place to meet new people and have some fun!

So Spirit "sneezed" in local chat.  I replied, "Bless you," followed by, "/me hands Spirit a tissue."

We didn't realize it then, but we were taking our first steps to being shown the Exit.

I'm sorry, but at Hard Alley, we talk in Local.  It's how we have fun and enjoy each other's company.  It's how we get to know people.  It keeps things interesting and allows others to join in and be part of things if they desire.

So Spirit, Naiya and I started talking in local.  Some of it was silly, because we can be silly at times, but nothing was offensive or rude to anyone there, nor were we saying anything rude or offensive about the club.  I might have made a remark about Canadians, but I don't think the population of Canada lost one bit of sleep over anything I said.  After a few minutes, one other person spoke up and started talking with us.  He was from Texas.  He was friendly and we were having fun talking with him.  Yay!  We broke the ice!

Thing are starting to rezz!  This might not be so bad after all...

One other person joined in, in a friendly way, and we thought we had a great thing going.  Then one other guy spoke up and was rude and insulting from the beginning.  He made several comments to Spirit, prompting her to say, "oh, I am I not supposed to talk?  I shall zip it if that is the case."  Naiya replied, "I think we are disturbing the force here seems local chat conversations don't happen unless fully provoked over and over."  The guy being a jerk then commented that Spirit was being retarded.

Then I see this:

[22:09] Ms. Angel Cakes left the region.

Naiya was banned without warning.

Spirit asked, "Why was my friend ejected?  I am confused." to which the rude guy replied, "your probly next for being stupid."

Then Spirit was banned.

I left in disgust.  I am sure I was in the process of being banned as well.  It does not matter if I actually was or not.  I will never return to that place.

Naiya asked the owner why she was banned.  The owner accused her of being a troll because she insinuated that her club was full of people that don't talk.  They WEREN'T talking.  If the owner is THAT sensitive to being thought of as a club where no one talks, you'd think she wouldn't BAN the people who try to get people TALKING!

I talked to a good friend of the club's owner.  I sent her a notecard of the entire local chat session.  She herself could not understand why we were banned.  Several other people from the club IM'd us after and shared their sympathy and disbelief.

A friend of ours was also banned from there the day before because his avatar was too tall.  We really could not believe that any club owner would ban for such a ridiculous reason.

We believe it now.

Obviously, the owner of a site is free to ban people as they see fit, even if they are an insane ban nazi.

Come to Hard Alley.  You can talk in Local.  Please don't make me leave Hard Alley again.  I have just about lost my faith in SL humanity.

For those of you who would like a copy of the Local Chat notecard, just IM me in game and you can Judge for yourself if we should have been banned or not.  If you want to know the name of club, just select and hi-lite the text here -->  Teqi's Lounge

By the way, we were ASKED by the offending club's owner to spread the word of this incident to our friends....

[2013/09/24 22:24] Ms. Spirit H. Demure (spirit.eleonara): If you actually got to know people before just kicking them out of your club, that might be a good thing.  But...NOW I will tell everyone I know...which is quite a lot of people....NOT to go to your club, because of how you abuse your power.  You may not think it a big deal, but you may find that you get less and less people.
[2013/09/24 22:24] Teqi Falta: yes, tell to your friend, less work for me

[2013/09/24 22:24] Teqi Falta: i dont need shit in the club

See?  We're only doing what she wants!  :)

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Something That Pisses Me Off

Those of you that know me, know that I am usually very laid back.  I don't get upset or angry very easy.  However, there are things that piss me off, and I'm going to steal YOUR time to rant about it.


noun\ˈklēk, ˈklik\ : a narrow exclusive circle or group of persons; especially :one held together by common interests, views, or purposes

Example:  "that clique refuses to even talk to outsiders at their lunch table"

I have heard this word used several times in reference to groups at Hard Alley, usually from people that stand on the fringes and never make an attempt to interact with anyone else.  They simply hover silently in the shadows and get upset when no one notices them or includes them in the conversation.  Then they get in MY IMs and tell me how cliquey the Alley is because no one talks to them.  They complain that all the "cool kids" are hanging out on a platform way above the Alley and that it must be some secret private club, and how snobby we are to exclude everyone else.

This pisses me off.

First off, it's not my job to make sure these people are included in everything that goes on in Hard Alley.  Nor is it my job to make sure that other people befriend them.  My job is to provide a fantasy environment where people can create their own fun through roleplay, partying, sex, etc.  I cannot MAKE people popular.

Now, to address some misconceptions.

Hard Alley is, in my opinion, one of the most welcoming and friendly roleplaying sims in SL.  We party nearly every night and everyone is welcome, and no one is excluded or ignored.  We don't pull people into the conversation, but everyone is welcome to jump in.  We make a lot of new friends that way.  We have a lot of sex that way, too.

Party at the Hard Core Sex & Strip Club where everyone is welcome!

The platform way above the Alley is mostly used for photoshoots and as a place where I can build things for the Alley before installing them.  My wife, Naiya, and our Pet, Spirit are up there a lot, too.  They both use it for photoshoots and to get dressed for events.  It is the only semi-private place in the Alley, but no one is excluded.  Anyone that wants to join us up there just has to ask.  I've never refused anyone.  Trust me... watching me build and watching Naiya choose what hair to wear is NOT exciting.  You are not missing much.  It is definitely NOT a Secret Club.

Naiya and I on the "Secret Club" platform, which is just a big blue prim.

Hard Alley is NOT a place where everyone just stands around only talking in IMs and never saying or doing anything in local.  This is the antithesis of what I want Hard Alley to be.  We ALWAYS talk in local.  Yes, we have IMs going as well, but that is for private conversations.  Most of the chat is in local for everyone to hear and anyone is welcome to contribute to the conversation.

Relaxing at the Hard Alley Beach and chatting IN LOCAL!

Hard Alley does not charge member fees or claim "exclusivity" of members.  We do not enforce a dress code.  We do not exclude people based on gender preference, race (including furries), or ethnicity.  Anyone that wants to come enjoy the sim is my welcome guest.*  

Unnamed sim with dress code, member fees, restricted membership that excludes "undesirables" and where everyone just stands around in silence.

Personally, I never refuse a friend request, and I am always willing to talk to anyone that messages me as long as I am not afk or super busy.  Despite my public image, I am not mean or scary.

Hard Rust is not scary!

We have made many new friends in Hard Alley over the years.  Some of our latest regulars include Evanne, Kron, JD, Lazy, Mae, Castus, Cipher, Harrelson, Griever, Krystel, Zach, Sly, Glory, Wes, Johnny, Gwen, all the Alley Rats Bikers, members of the Faction, and a bunch of others that my old brain just cannot recall right now.

Hard Rust welcomes Mae to Hard Alley.

Does that sound like a "clique"?

Join us.  We have cookies.

Rant over.  PLEASE feel free to comment!

*Hard Alley does not allow underage play of any kind.  If you arrive in an avatar that appears underage, you will be asked to "grow up" your avatar.  Failure to comply will result in removal from the sim.  Hard Alley is no place for kids.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Seven Deadly Sinful Years

July 27, 2013 marks Hard Alley's 7th Anniversary!

Hard Alley would not have lasted this long or be the place it is today without the dedication and support of many people.  The following is NOT an all-inclusive list, but it includes key people that have made a difference in the Alley and in my life.

Aklanin Montpenier - A far more talented builder than I who has contributed much to the Alley over the years.  You may not have noticed her, but you have enjoyed her work.
Ananisa Fitzcarraldo - Ana helped run the Alley in the early days and eventually managed my other site, the School Girls Gone Bad Detention Facility.
Calvin Rosca - Great DJ, imaginative builder, and really nice guy with a lovely singing voice.
Candace Flossberg - My ex-wife and all-around sex kitten with a wild sense of adventure and fun.
Cathy - Literally fucked at Hard Alley non-stop until we got on our feet.  Once fucked 26 men in one day.
Cheergirl Allen - Owner of the Bimbo Cheerleaders.  Supporter of the Alley and my good friend.
Creamy Raine - After Creamy dumped me, I decided to turn our Skybox into Hard Alley.
DarkAngel69 Vig - Has been luring men to Hard Alley with her sexiness for nearly the entire 7 years.
Deka Teardrop (Moonie) - Former head DJ now has her own successful club and career in porn.
Emanuelle Jammeson - The heart and soul of the SL porn community, and my inspiration to begin producing porn movies (which all feature Hard Alley, of course).
Jadelyn McAuley - Not just a wonderful, sexy DJ, Jade has brought a lot of fun, creative and innovative roleplay to Hard Alley.  Jade is also a talented pose designer and owner of Sassy Lovely.
Jaimy Hancroft - Owner of Death Row Designs and strong supporter of Hard Alley and the Burlesque Club.
Kitty Tully - Very early supporter of Hard Alley and donated a lot of land the first year.  Still helps out anytime I ask.
Koshka Pliskin - My ex-gf and owner of several clubs herself, including the first one I built, which helpled me learn the basics of building in SL and prepared me for Hard Alley.
Megz Ling - Manager of Hard Core for several years and a huge part of Hard Alley's growth and development.
Megzi Babii - DJ, Dancer, and all around tease.  Megzi bring a Brit's wit and a willingness to try anything.
Naiya Valeska - Current Manager of Hard Core and instrumental in updating and improving the Alley during the last couple of years, as well as being my wife and putting up with me.  Naiya also runs all of the Alley's big events, organizes her own grid-wide Hunts, is a fashion blogger and designer, and keeps me looking good.  I love this woman with all my heart and she keeps me coming into SL each day.
Raven Fitzcarraldo - One of my best friends and former bosses where I learned the basics of sex club operation and stripping.
Rodison Bellic - Hard Alley's Drug Lord, who, along with his wife Eve, have been tremendous supporters of Hard Alley over the years.
Ryann Hendrassen - Awesome DJ and chick magnet.  Runs Hendrassen's Gentleman's Club in Hard Alley.
Serenity Juneberry - One of the most talented directors in SL's porn community and it's driving force.  A lot of Hard Alley's recent developments are inspired by my involvement in producing porn movies, and Serenity has been one of my biggest supporters.
Shannon Yamabushi - Very talented builder of fantasy environments, Shannon was literally one of the first visitors to Hard Alley and has been my friend, supporter and build adviser since.
Spirit Eleonara - Manger of the Brothel and the Seams & Dreams Burlesque Club.  Spirit is also one of the hardest working people in Hard Alley, volunteering her time any way she can.  Incredible DJ, artist, photographer, and now pose designer.  She is also Beloved Pet to Naiya and I.
Staxx Banshee - Ex-wife with whom I owned and ran my first sex club.
Stroker Serpentine - Owner of Eros and developer of the Sex-Gen engine that powered the sexual revolution of Second Life.  Friend and strong supporter of Hard Alley.
Sufferingfrom Lockjaw - DJ, Stripper, friend, and former manager of the Brothel, Suff is now the owner of Erotipose.
Tempest Jewel - One of the most talented women I know.  DJ, Designer, Club Manager, and one of the Alley's strongest supporters. I know Tempest has my back no matter what.
Trixianna Saenz - Former Manager of Hard Core and one of the sexiest DJs ever.

With my memory being what it is, this list is probably missing several key people, and for that I apologize.  I will come back and update this list as needed.  If you are not on this list and you should be, please don't think that I do not appreciate your friendship or contributions to the Alley.

Hard Alley would not be celebrating 7 years if not for you.  Everyone who has enjoyed playing at the Alley, or helped me run it, or given me advice over the years has contributed to making it the place it is today.  Hard Alley may be my vision, but I want everyone to feel as if it's their home, and that they are part of it, and not just passing through a bunch of textured prims.

Thank you all.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Roleplaying 101: Short Fantasy Scene Part 3

Want Some Hot RP Sex?

Ms. Spirit and I have had a lot of fun bringing you this Roleplaying 101 series.  For the last part, we wanted to post a full Short Scene Fantasy for you to enjoy.  Maybe it will help inspire you to take what you have learned here and begin your own journey into the world of Roleplaying!  And remember to roleplay in HARD ALLEY, where there are lots of different themed areas just waiting for you to have fun!

And now... SEX!

Nurse Spirit glances over her shoulder and sees the doctor making his way to her.  She quickly fluffs her hair and adjusts her top, turning to greet him with a warm smile.

Dr. Hard strides casually toward the lovely nurse, admiring her long luscious legs, and the way they disappear under her unprofessionally short uniform... "Nurse Spirit... I could use your assistance in Exam Room 3."

Nurse Spirit watches as the doctor moves toward her, grinning slightly as she catches his eyes on her body.  She moves her hand purposefully across her collarbone, as she keeps her eyes on him.  She realizes he is talking to her and shakes her head slightly..."Oh, yes...of course doctor.." she says quickly and moves with him toward the exam room.

Dr. Hard leads his lovely assistant into the exam room where he quickly shuts and locks the door, turning toward her as she stands, waiting.  He moves closer to her forcing her to back up against the screen, invading her personal space.  "I wanted to talk to you about the way you've been dressing.  It's terribly distracting.  This short skirt, for example..."

Nurse Spirit makes her way into the room and turns to see him shut and lock the door.  She bites her bottom lip slightly as he moves closer to her...butterflies in her stomach.  He moves closer to her and she takes a step back, feeling the screen behind her, there is nowhere else to go.  Feeling his warm breath on her skin, she hears his words and smiles to herself. "Oh, I am sorry...if you would like me to wear something different, I will of course" she says softly, looking down at the floor.

Dr. Hard the doctor grins slyly as he leans in close, smelling her intoxicating perfume.  He wraps an arm around her waist, pulling her in tight against him.  Looking deep into her gorgeous green eyes, he whispers softly as he moves in for a kiss, "What you are wearing is perfect.  I love the distraction."

Nurse Spirit squeaks as she feels his hands pull her closer to him.  She presses close as his voices is soft in her ear...she feels him move in for a kiss and pulls away slightly...looking at him.  "Oh, but I thought that I would just strip out of my clothes right now...I don't want to be a distraction..." she grins as she begins to remove her clothes,  hesitating a moment, looking at him coyly.

Dr. Hard takes a deep, passionately kiss from her before she can react, his tongue invading her mouth... his arms around her holding her firm.  His hands freely move over her body, invading her most private places without regard to her feelings or desires.  He kisses her until he feels her resistance begin to slip away.

Nurse Spirit's words catch in her throat as she undresses, his kiss stopping any protest she may have had.  As her clothes slip from her body, she begins to fumble with his scrubs, pushing clumsily to get them off...wanting to feel his skin against hers.

Dr. Hard breaks the kiss as their fingers fumble with buttons and ties and zippers... clothes being tugged and pulled and released.  He kneels down before her, taking her loose skirt in his hands and pushing it up, looking up at her as he pulls her legs around him, forcing her to straddle his face...

Nurse Spirit watches as his fingers pull at her skirt, it just barely staying on.  Her hands on his shoulders her eyes follow him down as he kneels on the floor in front of her.  She feels her skirt slide up her thighs and moans at the look he gives her before she closes her eyes and leans her head back as his mouth finds her already wet pussy.

Nurse Spirit: "Oh doctor..." she purrs.

Dr. Hard hands grab her ass, pulling her to his face as he grins to himself at her lack of panties, tearing her stockings away with his teeth, removing the only obstacle between his tongue and her sweet pussy.  Hungrily kissing and sucking on her tiny clit, his tongue slips between her moist lips...

Nurse Spirit moves her hands to the back of his head and grinds her hips harder against him as she feels his tongue find her slit.  She begins to rock in rhythm to his licks, her sensitive clit already throbbing. "Oh are going to make me cum too fast doctor..." she breathes, pushing his face harder into her wetness.

Dr. Hard rolls his tongue around her tiny clit as he sucks it harder, feeling her grinding her pussy against his face... his tongue moves back and forth from teasing her clit to sinking deep inside her, savoring the sweet taste of her wetness... his hands roughly groping her curvaceous ass as she wiggles it back against them...

Nurse Spirit moans louder as she feels herself about to cum.  She pushes his face harder to him still as she holds her breath a moment, then explodes as he rolls and sucks her clit.  "!" she moans loudly as she keeps his mouth on her as she cum, her body shaking with each wave.

Dr. Hard drinks her nectar as she feeds it to him, his tongue plunging deep needing to take everything she offers.  The feel of her quivering pussy on his lips as she cums spurs a wave a ecstasy that shoots through his body, fueling his already insatiable desire to have her completely...

Nurse Spirit pushes his head back and looks down at his wet face, breathing heavily she grins..."Well now doctor...I hope you aren't done with me yet..." she shudders again, waves still passing through her.

Dr. Hard grins at her as he licks her sweetness from his lips.  Rising to his feet, he drops his scrubs pants down to his ankles, freeing his thick, erect cock.  Placing his hands firmly on her shoulders, he pushes her down to her knees before him.  "I'm not done with you.  Not by a long shot."

Nurse Spirit looks down at his cock as she kneel in front of him...she licks her lips as looks up at him.  She teases the tip with her tongue, tasting the salty pre-cum that has beaded there....she moans softly...savoring the taste.  She then places the tip of his cock in her mouth, her tongue circling, before then plunging down the rest of the way, feeling him hit the back of her throat, she suppresses a gag before drawing back again.  She lifts a hand to pump his slick shaft as she again plunges her lips over him...sucking and licking  his slippery shaft.

Dr. Hard looks down and smiles as he watches her hand and mouth work his shaft, feeling her warm wet lips gliding along his length... the touch of her tongue setting off unimaginable pleasure... He takes her head in his hands, weaving his fingers through her long black hair as her throat tightens around his cock head... "mmmm yesss I can see why you are the Head Nurse..."

Nurse Spirit giggles softly around his cock and looks up at him, eyes watering slightly....she withdraws his cock from her mouth with a pop.."Head Nurse...I see what you did there..." she grins and plunges her mouth back down onto him.  Her tongue laps at his shaft as her hand pump him, her other one massaging his balls.

Dr. Hard shakes suddenly as her mouth engulfs him once again, nearly causing his rock hard cock to unleash its growing load of cum far too early... his lust for her building more and more with every long deep thrust into her mouth... wanting, and needing, to have her completely, he takes her by the arms and pulls her to her feet, pushing her up against the screen and lifting one of her legs, pressing into her and kissing her passionately as his cock head begins to slip inside her hot little pussy...

Nurse Spirit wipes her mouth with the back of her hand as she feels him guide her to her feet.  "Oh doctor, I was wondering when you were going to fuck me...." she purrs as he backs her into the screen.  She feels his hand on her as he lifts her leg up, opening her wet pussy to him she moans softly as he kisses her, the head of his cock sliding easily into her.  She arches her hips to him slightly and wraps her arms around his neck pulling him closer, wanting all of his cock inside her.

Dr. Hard wastes no time as he plunges his cock all the way up into her wet, waiting cunt, and begins to pump in and out with long, slow strokes, feeling every inch as it slides through her... holding her leg with one hand, his other hand reaches around to grab her ass, groping it roughly as he takes her.  The sounds of their sex no longer secret and quiet, but loud, and growing louder as they no longer care who may catch them...

Nurse Spirit cries out loudly as he thrusts his cock the rest of the way into her.  She feels him stretch her tight little hole, his shaft rubbing against her swollen clit with every pump. "Oh my....Doctor..." she moans and grinds her hips into him harder.  Wet noises filling the room, she feels her own orgasm building once again.  "Doctor, you are going to make me cum all over your cock..." she breathes and presses her head into his shoulder, her nails digging slightly into his skin  as she meets each of his thrusts with her own.

Dr. Hard pounds her hot little cunt feverishly, with every thrust driving as deep as his cock will go, his thickness stretching her tight passage... his hands all over her body as if it were his to use, taking his pleasure from her every luscious curve, even as his lips claim her neck and shoulder... the pain of her nails digging in and her words in his ear only fuel his passions, spurring him on to fuck her harder... faster...

Nurse Spirit cries out loudly with each pound from his cock, her nails digging in a little harder as she gets closer to cumming all over his cock.  She presses her pussy to him, squeezing the length of his cock as he fucks her...pulling him close.  "Fuck...I am going to cum...I am cumming..." she squeals as her cunt grips him tightly and her juices start to flow down his shaft.  "Yes....oh my god....fuck yes..." she pants as her orgasm explodes through her.

Dr. Hard moans loudly as he feels her cunt tightly gripping his meat as her juices begin to rush over his cock and down his balls, holding her tight as she shakes in his arms... he savors every moment as she gives him her cum, giving herself over to him completely, continuing to fuck her until her orgasm begins to subside, them slipping his cock from her and spinning her around, holding her steady with one hand as he pushes on her back, bending her over slightly... her legs part automatically as his cock sinks once again into her tight depths and he starts to fuck her savagely from behind...

Nurse Spirit rests against him for a moment, trying to catch her breath.  Before she can recover, she feels him move her again, flipping her around and plunging his cock once again inside her.  She cries out as he pounds her again, skin slapping against her ass, she yells out as he hits her spot deep within..."Doctor.....fuck yes..." she hisses and pushes back into him as he fucks her hard.

Dr. Hard slams his pulsing cock deep into her hot little cunt relentlessly, driven completely by his wild lust, having his way with her with no thought other than his desire to use her body as his fucktoy.  His thick meat grinds into her brutally as his hands grip her tight by the hips, pulling her back to meet each stroke even as she pushes back herself... "fucckckk yess Nurse... You're going to be my personal assistant from now on... with lots of late nights and weekends and meetings in my locked office..."

Nurse Spirit feels his fingers pressing into her hips and she shudders...not seeming to be able to get enough of his cock she pushes back into him and grinds against his shaft.  She reaches under herself and fingers her dripping pussy, finding her clit still so swollen and sensitive. "I have always wanted to be a personal assistant.." she grins  and closes her eyes as he punishes her cunt.  She continues to rub her clit and turns to look at him over her shoulder..."Are you going to give me your hot cum?" she asks  with a coy smile.

Dr. Hard grabs her by the hair and pulls her head back as he pounds her pussy ever harder... his cock swelling as if in response to her question... every thrust bringing him closer to release... he feels his body begin to shake uncontrollably, every muscle tightening, every nerve on fire... the sound of her voice over the sound of their bodies slamming together over and over and the sight of her ass bouncing as his pelvis slams against it push him over the edge and he tightens his grip and begins to cum wildly, emptying a flood of hot cum deep inside her!  "Fuuckkk yessss cummingg!!"

Nurse Spirit cries out again as she feels him pulling on her hair arching her back into him as his cock slams into her pussy.  Her cries and the sounds of slapping skin filling the room.  She hears his words and moans loudly as he cums in her...feeling its warmth.  Before he can unload all of it inside her, she quickly shifts, to the floor in front of him and kneels, catching the last jolts of his cum in her mouth.  She gently moves her mouth over him..tasting herself and the saltiness of his cum as she licks his cock clean. 

Dr. Hard moans with unadulterated pleasure as her tongue moves tenderly over his spent shaft... his body exhausted, he leans back against the screen and enjoys the sight of her at his feet, his cock in her hand as she kisses and licks it...

Nurse Spirit licks her lips and smiles up at him. "Well now Doctor...I would be happy to assist you anytime..." she says softly.  she rises to her feet and gathers her clothes from the pile on the floor.  She quickly dresses and  smooths out her hair.  She leans in and kisses him  softly, grinning as she walks toward the door. "Now...I have work to do..." she turns and looks at him over her shoulder, smiling. 

If you have any questions, post them in the comments below and we will do our best to answer them in the comment section.

Thank you for reading ROLEPLAYING 101!

This Roleplaying 101 Series is co-written by Spirit Eleonara.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Roleplaying 101: Short Fantasy Scene Part 2

Making Your Move!

Okay so now you've made first contact, and you have a willing roleplay partner!  What do you do next?  How do you keep things interesting and hopefully score some hot action?

First step is not to panic!  The hard part is over.  From now on, just think about what your character would do, and write it out in an emote.  Remember to take turns and allow the scene to flow naturally.

Nurse Spirit follows the doctor into the examination room,
her panties growing moist with anticipation.

Think of it as a conversation, where you not only write what your character is saying, but also what your character is doing, and how he/she is reacting to what the other person is doing.

Remember that this is fantasy.  Don't take anything that happens or is said personally.  You are both acting out a pretend scene, and you both may say or do things that you would never say or do in RL!

Use your description of what your character is doing to convey emotion.  Don't just touch his or her arm, grab it roughly with determination, or caress it tenderly and lovingly.  Your actions can say more about you than your words.

Pay attention to your roleplay partner.  Don't get so wrapped up in your own emotes that you fail to read and follow theirs.  A scene will fall apart if both parties don't feel that they are being listened to.  Remember to give and take!  If someone doesn't react to your emotes (see GodModding from previous Blog Post), keep trying to work your actions into the scene.  If they still fail to respond, use ((OOC)) to inform them that you need them to listen to what you are saying.

Doctor Hard leans in close, his hands reaching out to pull her
near, "I've been waiting all day to catch you alone..."

But But But I Don't DO That!

Everyone has their limits.  Things they won't do even in a fantasy world like SL.  If you feel your scene might exceed your limits, be sure to establish them with your partner in IMs before your scene gets too far.  Your limits are whatever YOU want them to be.  Don't allow ANYONE to force you to do things that you do not want to do (unless you are Roleplaying being forced to do things against your will, and you're okay with that).  Not knowing each other's limits might ruin the scene, by either taking things too far, or possibly not taking things far enough!

Get on the Ball! 

Poseball sex animations are wonderful.  They can really enhance a fantasy scene by adding a visual quality.  HOWEVER... do NOT use Poseballs as a replacement for good emoting.  "Pose ball hopping" is the bane of all roleplayers, so much so that some RPers refuse to use them at all, relying strictly on emotes for a scene.  It's okay to use poseballs, but only to supplement the action taking place in emotes.  Don't just hop on a Doggy Sex pose ball.  Emote it!  Use your emotes to "get your character into the position" and emote how they do it, and then emote in detail what they are doing while on that pose.  The pace at which you switch poseballs from one position to the next will depend on you and your partner's preferences, but don't flip through them so fast that neither of you has time to emote fully and enjoy them.

Nurse Spirit melts into his arms, kissing him deeply, giving in to
his every wish and desire.  Letting him have what he wants.

OMG Did Your Penis Just Talk to Me? 

Yes, in SL, some genitals talk.  They talk a lot.  Too much, in fact.  No roleplayers want to hear your genitals talk.  Use the genital option menu to turn off talking parts.  There is no discussion on this matter.
It's About Time! 

Plan ahead of time, and MAKE time!  A good scene might take a few hours to play out, depending on how involved it is and how fast you and your partner can type.  If you run out of time, don't just log off without warning!  Send your partner a message ((OOC)) in IMs and let them know that you are having a great time, but RL is calling and you have to leave.  Hopefully you can both get together another time and continue the fun.  If a scene is just going badly and you want to end it, try being creative and come up with a logical, fun way to finish it up quickly without hurting the other person's feelings.  After all, you were new at roleplaying once, too... right?  Be courteous and inventive and work your way to a conclusion.  Good RP time flies by, so keep an eye on the clock to make sure you don't miss any RL appointments!

Doctor Hard soon takes matters in hand, lifting her skirt
and spreading her long sexy legs apart as he kneels between them.

Is there more to roleplaying?

Of course there is, and we'll cover more in our next blog post!  But we can't tell you everything!  This is an introduction, not a full course.  Experiment.  Try different things.  Don't be shy!

If you have any questions, post them in the comments below and we will do our best to answer them in the next blog post, which will also include a sample RP Scene for you to enjoy!

Are you ready to take it to the next level?  Next up, Short Fantasy Scene Part 3:  Happy Endings!

This Roleplaying 101 Series is co-written by Spirit Eleonara.