The Infamous Hard Alley

The Infamous Hard Alley
Second Life's Original Sin

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Its good to be the King

Its been almost two years since I created Hard Alley on my original 512m First Land. Over that two years, the Alley and the School Girls Gone Bad Detention Facility have given me the opportunity to make some great friends.

First, of course, is my lovely wife Ananisa, who is always by my side (... always... every minute of the day... day in, day out...) and has been instrumental in making the sites what they are today. The love I have for her extends beyond SL and having her in my life the last two years has been wonderful. Don't let her bitchy exterior fool you. She's a loving, caring person.

Then there are my SL "family" who have adopted Ana and I over time. Our three daughters, Prissy, Waterfalzz and Vanessa (and the daughter that Ana denies, Wercr), and Grandpa Veto. How the hell did we end up with this bunch? Love them all (even Veto, but strictly in a platonic sense. After all, I've seen him in a speedo and it ain't pretty).

My dancers are my extended family. Each and every one of them is special to me. Some have brought a lot of life to the Hard Core Strip Club, and have made it my favorite place to hang out. I don't mean to slight any of them, but some of the girls I have to give special mention to...

Mary Baphomet. I don't think anything I write here can do Mary justice (except maybe "For a good time, IM Mary Baphomet"). If you are lucky enough to know her, then you understand. There's only one Mary. Thank God.

Prissy Underall. One of our daughters and the dancer that has been with us the longest. She doesn't dance much anymore, but if she ever quits for good then Hard Core will be diminshed for it. My favorite little bunny.

Bree Figtree. Bree and controversy go hand in hand, but she shook the club up and gave it a lot of energy. I miss Bree. I think of her everytime a noob asks one of my dancers for sex. When they would ask her, she would reply, "Sure. Bend over and I'll get out my strap-on." LOL!

Fallon Claymore. Fallon is a powderkeg concealed in a petite kitty frame. Don't underestimate her. She loves my jokes. :)

Mina Hathaway. Mina was a club favorite and spent more time dancing than any dancer we had. She is a good friend and I miss seeing her and talking to her.

Zanara Zenovka. A true artist in every sense of the word. At times funny, at times sexy, at times bitchy, but at ALL times a Lady. She's contributed more than even she realizes to the success of the club, and I value her insight and talent almost as much as I value her friendship.

Megz Ling. Best DJ Hard Core has ever had. Megz brings an energy to Hard Core just by being there. She reminds me daily how fun this really is. Everyone loves Megz.

There are too many others to mention, but in future blogs I'll try to say a few words about the other people that have made my Second Life a better place to be.

And remember to visit scenic Hard Alley on your next vacation!


Mary Baphomet said...

loooolz hard I <3 you !!!! Hard alley is like my home for soooooo long now ! I don't know what you mean by "thank god" I'm going to pretend that means I wish there were 10,000 more Marys just like me.

Hard Rust said...

Maybe if there were 10,000 of you I might have a chance at scoring with one of them.

Megz said...

Thanks Unkie Hard! I wish you many many more years of growth and success with all of it!

Luv ya!

Anonymous said...

f*cking pervert!