Hardcore Hunt - Summer Heat!

FUCK, it's HOT!  My beautiful fiance Naiya Valeska has worked her ass off to bring you yet another fun and naughty hunt, and it all begins JUNE 30, 2012!

This year the amazing Ulrich Nansen has created a HUD-System for the hunt, which will be available at the first stop. It makes the hunt much easier, and comes with a notecard explaining everything!!!  Touch the main Summer Heat Hunt poster in Hard Alley to receive the HUD and everything you need for this hunt!

We will be hosting a HUGE kickoff party for the hunt June 30th.  The party starts at Hard Alley at 8PM SL time.  The party won't stop until the last person passes out or cums!

As before, stores participating are always subject to change.  People have emergencies and might need to drop out.  I am sure we all most of us understand Real Life supersedes Second Life.

NOTE:  When you enter the first sim which will be Hard Alley you will land in the skybox above the actual sim.  There will be a "HardCore Summer Hunt" teleporter up there.  Just touch it to get teleported down to the Alley to get started.

HARDCORE HUNT: SUMMER HEAT

This list will be updated as often as possible to provide you with up to date information.  Please bookmark this page and check here first before posting questions in group.  IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS OR NEED HINTS, join the HARD ALLEY GANG group and post your questions there.

HINTS ARE HIDDEN!  SELECT THE LINE UNDER THE STORE SLURL TO SEE THE HINT FOR THAT STORE!

0 - Slut Couture Designs

Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Hard%20Alley/76/49/21
Hint: EEEK! No peeking!  I am changing back here!!!! (In Brothel)
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1 - Innovation Design

Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Caldera/40/108/23
Hint: My lil Pwny!!
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2 - Innovation Games

Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Caldera/145/128/3845
Hint: OMFG FISH EVERYWHERE!!
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3 - MyANIMATION
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Luxor%20City/246/171/25
Hint: Dance Style name is from Puerto Rico so find it.
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4 - The Nawty Box
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Paradigm%20Shift%201/28/36/1028
Hint: Bet you need to wash that sticky stuff off now
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5 - Motherfunken

Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Hard%20Alley/120/179/21
Hint: Sometimes you have to be a sloppy slut to find the best prize
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6 - [QE] Designs

Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Jersey%20Shore/152/197/24
Hint: Look up silly ;)
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7 - Alternative Silhouettes

Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Jersey%20Shore/152/197/24
Hint: Now go stand in another corner.
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8 - ~TEMPESTUOUS~

Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Warwick/139/39/22
Hint: You can find this one EASEL-ly.
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9 - Razorblade Jacket
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Depraved%20Nation/161/88/71
Hint: awww look at the little pony!
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10 - Roosters & Chix Fashion

Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sweet%20Reach/90/63/102
Hint: Splash, Splash, throw in the cash
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11 - .::ODB::.
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Spini/237/247/30
Hint: Look Out!
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12 - Death Row Designs

Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Harfax/128/26/26
Hint: It is under some hard wood.
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13 - Holli Pocket
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Jersey%20Shore/122/19/24
Hint: The shore is full of treasures!
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14 - Gifted Poses
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kawaii%20Kingdom/121/50/24
Hint: Cheers
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15 - INSANYA

Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sintoma/127/162/25
Hint: Find Harumi
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16 - F'n'Hawt
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Diesel/219/220/22
Hint: Every hunt has its "tail" to tell
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17 - RACK POSES

Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Serena%20Santa%20Cruz/42/35/22
Hint: Where the groups like to play!
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18 - TnT Palais
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Palais/127/109/2501
Hint: Here Kombucha..... That's a sweet pussy.
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19 - fame.less
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Dream%20Valley/42/186/23
Hint: You should subscribe! ;)
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20 - LK Design

Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Beauvais/244/191/35
Hint: Bottoms up!!
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21 - Shadow Dreams
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Bonbon/137/36/25
Hint: Well where else would you find a bottle?
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22 - Little Pricks/Skin Deep
Slurl:  http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Huntress/183/73/21
Hint: Oak-ie  Dokie.
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23 - Warm Animations
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Warm%20Animations/88/79/2505
Hint: Getting blown after some rough sex..I think I like this fucking table!
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24 - . Sweet Sin .
Slurl:http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Kiobati%20Island/171/58/2480

Hint: Wow... this column looks good for taking a rest behind.

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25 - PatchWork Heart
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Buttermere/76/196/300
Hint: Granny has a Drinking Problem
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26 - Seductive Designs

Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Yucatan/95/8/22
Hint: The view of the garden and ocean from this location is superb. Even get a little bit of shade...
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27 - ~TITZ~
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Dream%20Valley/83/186/23
Hint: Feeling Dotty!
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28 - GUHL Architecture and Design
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hoogenach/193/90/61/
Hint: Have a look on the floor ..... it s inside the store area
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29 - .:Stone Misery:.
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Owendale/134/92/34
Hint: Pick up a book
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30 - X-Clusives Animations
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/XCLUSIVES%20ANIMATIONS/128/116/411
Hint: HOME FURNISHINGS Choose a CHAIR And have a hot LAP DANCE
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31 - Illicit Designs
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Miraculous%20Land/120/65/37
Hint: Call me rogue
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32 - F*cking Ninjas
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Davo/212/109/902
Hint: And you may have thought the Pirates of the Carribean had it bad. Follow the Sirens' song and have a look in the mirror.
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33 - La Petite Coquette

Slurl:  http://slurl.com/secondlife/Pi%20Rock%20Creek/229/85/24
Hint: Are you willing to add some Romance in your sex life?
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34 - MiChiGaNs ShAcK
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hawk%20Land/128/192/24
Hint: Click the big red flashing hint board to the right of the landing point for the most up to date hint
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35 - PRIME
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/PRIME%20II/38/207/25
Hint: Click the hint giver
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36 - SHEY
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/BoSH/146/54/2502
Hint: I am under "Desire" Poster
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37 - Bluemoon Creations
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Crystal%20Colony/48/176/3676
Hint: The contents of the bottle will make your body glisten just like this!
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38 - Grumble
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/GRUMBLE/131/154/21
Hint: It's soft and has multiple poses.
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39 - Incendia Outdoors
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/The%20Place/129/124/22
Hint: I found this Rustic SHack with bed to stay over night
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40 - Panda Punx 

Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Mailaif/223/105/502
Hint: Justyne and Mysti make me smile, but Lola is my favorite girl!
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41 - Pose Pirate

Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Sushi%20Valley/97/227/23
Hint: Getting down on the farm
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42 - Nocturnal Needs

Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Immortal%20Dragon%20Destiny/47/170/63/
Hint: You can find me in a pit, on a horse, or in your Lucky Charms!
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43 - Serendipity Designs
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sweetest%20Destiny/187/191/2502
Hint: At a bird's eye view, when sitting on a plushy couch.
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44 - SA

Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/VooDoo%20Island/147/172/22
Hint: It's probably right in front of you
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45 - :.::HOT STUFF::.:
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Ciudad%20Jardin/243/245/22
Hint: Feel Lucky
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46 - .::KD::.Karamelis Designs 
Slurl1: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Whispering%20Winds/160/57/21
Hint: I look as rock star!!
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47 - Grim Death Co
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Bloomfield/74/80/59
Hint: Hint Giver in Store (Please let there be no sharks!!)
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48 - Lusty"s Clothing
Slurl: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Eagle%20Grove/34/240/1236
Hint: I wonder if the Flashing "LIPS" are kissable.....
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49 - IB-Designs
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Eagle%20Grove/90/231/23
Hint: These Fountains sure look refreshing..
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50 - It Figures
Slurl: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/ZI%20Twilight/226/31/24
Hint: In this Hidden Bottle.this outfit shows a lot of flesh! To find it look for mesh
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Where the Fuck have I been??

I haven't posted any wisdom since February!  How did all my loyal followers get by without me?

I'm trying to think of a good excuse for not posting, but really it all boils down to me just being lazy and not wanting to think about what to write.

However, I know how much you all love reading every jewel that flows from my fingertips, so I'm back to share with you my always correct and never questionable views on some topic that is obviously of great importance to you, even if you didn't know it was important until now.

So today's topic is... Hot Girls That Won't Fuck You:  Snobby Bitches, or Men Behind the Avie?

Obviously, I never have any trouble getting the hot girls to fuck me, but I know a lot of men do, and I know this question runs through their head.  While I do not believe the standard line that all women in SL are actually men, some of them are.  Of course, I can tell immediately, so I never have to worry about this issue.  But due to SL being a high-tech dress-up doll simulator, I think the majority of women in SL actually ARE women.  There are tell-tale signs to look for when trying to spot the chick with a dick.

1.  Huge Boobs, No Waist.  If they are top heavy and then ultra stick skinny the rest of the way down, they are probably a guy.

2.  Lack of clothing coordination, especially shoes.  Women know how to dress.  In RL and SL.  Guys don't.  Unfortunately, guys will probably not catch this clue.

3.  Women that want to have sex with you immediately.  No hot woman will want to fuck you without a chase and some ball-busting teasing.

4.  Women that actually tell you they are a RL guy in their profile.  Seriously, this one is easy.  Read ahead, guys.

Chance are, though, that the main reason a hot chick won't fuck you is that they are just fucking snobby.  If they have gone to all the trouble and expense of making a super hot avie, they aren't going to waste their $5000L pussy on your $10L miss-colored dick.  You may be the king of cyber, but unless you show the same interest that she shows in making avies look good, you have little to no chance.  Can't really blame them, can you?

Bottom Line:  Some bitches just aren't going to fuck you.  Get over it.  Chances are I already fucked them, so if you really want to know if you missed out on some really hot sex, IM me.

Why So Shy? The Pros and Cons of Public Sex

How shy are you (in SL)?  Are you the kind that always makes sure your naughty bits are covered, no matter how sexy you try to dress?  Or do you let it all hang out and let the masses enjoy that hot shape and skin you worked so hard for?  Do you shy away from public displays of affection?  Or will you just grab the first hot looking avie you see and start going at it in the street?

Suff takes it from behind in a hot tub in the street while Adrian snuggles the guy's wife.

Some of us will fuck anywhere.  It doesn't matter where, or who's watching.  If a hot lady comes along and bends over in front of me, I won't think twice about pulling out my cock and having some fun.  (Unfortunately, work prevents me from doing this as much as I want to.)  Of course, by now everyone knows me well enough that they don't think twice about it when it happens.  Some watch.  Some continue on with whatever they were doing.  Very few walk away.  *grins*

Hard enjoys SL Pornstar Kareen during a party.

 

Then there are those that are a bit more private.  While they may flash a little skin here and there, the idea of fucking in public never crosses their mind.  They may tease and flirt and talk a big game, but when the moment arrives, they teleport someplace private for that intimate encounter.  What's the fun in that??

Carmen gives a guy the best fuck he'll ever get on Hard Core's dance floor.

 

This is SL.  Nothing you do in SL reflects on the RL you.  You certainly would never DRESS like that in RL, right?  Of course not.  And no one thinks you do!  So if you were to get naughty with someone in public, its not like everyone is going to think, "Oh... he/she's a fucking slut!  I bet they fuck in busy streets all the time!".  So what is holding you back?  Don't get morals on me now!  If you had morals, you wouldn't be reading this blog!

What started as Gang Banging the DJ turned into a full Orgy.

Here are the Pros and Cons of Public Sex:

Pro
- Everyone can watch and enjoy.  You are bringing joy to a lot of people.
- You are showing everyone how independent and confident you are.
- You get to show off your superb body/emoting skills (unless you're in IMs)
- It's fucking hot.
- The more slutty/manwhoreish you are, the more dates you will get.
- Public sex helps you lose weight and makes you more attractive.

Cons
- Everyone will think you are a slut/manwhore (not really a con.  see above)
- Everyone will IM you while you are fucking and want to talk/bitch/ask to be next.
- Prudes will shun you.  (again, not really a con)

Hard giving Naiya some meat for her birthday.

 

See?  Scientific evidence that public sex in SL is good and good for you!  Now, get out there and get fucking!  It's time you showed everyone how wild and spontaneous and non-conformist you are!


For help getting over your public sex shyness, all hot ladies report to Hard Rust at Hard Alley.  Be sure to wear a short skirt/dress, no panties.  Bend over and wiggle that ass for best results.

Humility is not my thing.

Everyone knows Hard Rust is a complete bastard.  After all, it says so in his profile.  Hard is completely amoral with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

This last Sunday, however, an uneasy state fell upon him and he was forced to deal with something totally alien to his being.  It was during The Sexiest Awards ceremony, an annual event held to honor the community of SL pornography machinima for their work.  The ceremony has all the trappings of a Hollywood awards show, including a Red Carpet, formal attire, hosts (the lovely and talented Fang Aries, Owner of the Clit Pit, and the ever sexy Dirtylilpoet), live music numbers (Noma Falta) and performance acts (Kai Barineaux and the Viva la Glam dancers of Virtual Burlesque), and of course, awards for categories like Best Film and Best Actor, as well as Best Anal and Best Oral Sex.

If you've never watched any SL Porn Machinima, I suggest heading over to SL Porn Tube and checking some out.  There are a lot of very good movies.

Emmanuelle Jameson, who is not only the defacto leader of the SL Porn movement, but also one of the sweetest people you will ever meet, pulls this event together each year and turns it into a classy, well-run event.  Last year I helped Emma with the event by organizing the judging committee, an un-envyable task that this year fell to poor Pixie Rain, who did a far better job than I.

The Awards proceeded smoothly and professionally, with Fang and Poet's sexy voices reading the nominees and announcing the winners.  All the nominations were well deserved, and I am sure the judges had a very hard time deciding on the winners.  There were some amazing advances in SL porn movies over 2011, both technically and artistically.  You can view the list of winners on Emma's blog.

I was up for several awards, and was very honored to have made it as a nominee considering how old and out of date my movies looked compared to the movies being made today.  Like I said, there was some very stiff (pun intended) competition this year, so I was really surprised when I actually won the award for Best Anal scene.  Technically, Candace Flossberg should have gotten an award, too, since it was her ass being fucked in "Serving it up Hot!".

Then I got an even bigger surprise.  Near the end of the ceremony Fang and Poet announced a special award.  One that was not on the agenda.  Fang told a touching story of her early days in SL and how she fondly remembered her visits to Hard Alley.  Then she and Poet presented me with a Lifetime Achievement Award.

Normally, Hard Rust loves to brag and boast and sing his own praises, but at this moment I could not think of anything to say, other than "Thank you".

Over the last few weeks I have been greatly humbled by the number of people that have rallied to support Hard Alley, and this award was like the icing on the cake.

In February, I will once again be producing SL porn movies.   I have several projects ready to shoot, and I'm excited about them.  I will have to work extremely hard for my work to not suck, compared to some of the movies being produced today, but I plan on giving it a try.  I'll also be continuing to improve Hard Alley and give people a fun place to play out their naughty fantasies.

Lifetime Achievement doesn't stop.  It goes on for a lifetime.  It's my job to continue to be as deserving of this award as I can.

Enough of my rambling.  Thank you all.

HARDCORE XXX-MAS HUNT!

Merry Christmas!  After the success of our first Hardcore Hunt, the lovely Naiya Valeska has outdone herself by organizing a XXX-Mas hunt that's even bigger and better!  Naiya has worked her ass off to get this hunt ready for you and it all begins DECEMBER 17, 2011!

We will be hosting a HUGE kickoff party/Christmas Party on the 17th.  The party starts at 6PM SL time at BarbieDollz, home of Tempestuous (one of the Hunt Designers who makes some amazing jewelry), and moves to Hard Core (located in beautiful Hard Alley) at 8PM.  The party won't stop until the last person passes out!

Cum celebrate Christmas and the start of this Hunt with a bang!  Landmark givers for both clubs are located at both sims or you can IM Hard Rust for them!

As before, stores participating are always subject to change.  People have emergencies and might need to drop out.  I am sure we all most of us understand Real Life supersedes Second Life.

NOTE:  When you enter the first sim which will be Hard Alley you will land in the skybox above the actual sim.  There will be a "HardCore XXX-Mas Hunt" sign teleporter up there.  Just touch it to get teleported down to the Alley.

HARDCORE XXX-MAS HUNT

This list will be updated as often as possible to provide you with up to date information.  Please bookmark this page and check here first before posting questions in group.  IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS OR NEED HINTS, join the HARD ALLEY GANG group and post your questions there.

HINTS ARE HIDDEN!  SELECT THE LINE UNDER THE STORE SLURL TO SEE THE HINT FOR THAT STORE!

1. Hard Alley

HardCore Sluts Association
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Hard%20Alley/118/106/21
Hint: Slide your ass onto a stool and tell me your deepest secrets, while I pour you a strong one.
2. Carrie's Lingerie
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Carries%20Dreams/85/128/22
Hint: On a cold winter night the sky is often CRYSTAL clear.
NEXT 4 STORES ON SAME SIM!  WALK AROUND TO FIND THEM!
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Serena%20Monte%20Carlo/174/56/22
3. Spirit Store

Hint: Xmas is comming

Spirit Store

4. Krasota

Hint:Grab one of the candies

Krasota

 5. Purpur

Hint:on the top of white...

PurPur

 6. KristicA
Hint:check up the walls

KristicA

 7. Vassnia
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Vassnia/47/120/25
Hint: walk from the entrance to the right, keep walking till you find the KINKY&SEXY area of the store.

Vassnia

8. Innovation Corp
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Caldera/42/108/23
Hint: Whats for dinner... Santa?

Innovation Corp

 9. Innovation Games
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Caldera/169/119/3859
Hint: You Devil!!! Go Hunt for your gift!!!!
10. AKEYO
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/AKEYO/146/118/51
Hint:  " see the terrace "
11. Tempestuous
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Mexico%20Lindo/50/130/2226
Hint: "Among the snow an Angel sleeps and dreams of her last kiss
        Around the trees she gently fades to die amongst the mist."
12. Razorblade Jacket
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Depraved%20Nation/138/180/73
Hint:Check out the new skirts
13. Love Interiors

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Farmington/41/69/28
Hint: Ooooo we do like to be beside the seaside!
14. LK Design
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Beauvais/224/236/36
Hint: Illuminated
15. SA

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/VooDoo%20Island/147/172/22
Hint: sometimes its right in front of your face
16. Roosters & cHix
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sweet%20Reach/84/62/102
Hint: What a Child hunts for on Christmas morn, when tiny hands gnash, clash and throw them presents about, they turn and see, a sweet and sticky surprise high up in that tree...
17. Serenity Creations

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Xegul/174/20/65
Hint: Its Not a Box
18. Ol' Dirty Bastards
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Spini/246/247/30
Hint: Look Up :D
19. zORIE's Ritze Gestures
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Pulu%20See/47/193/23
Hint:  Rollercoaster
20. Beautiful Dirty Rich
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Beautiful%20Dirty%20Rich/123/146/23
Hint: :O looks like the elephants forgot to bring your gift
21. Captivity Co. Poses
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Pluto/39/240/28
Hint:" She's got legs"
22.  Stone Misery
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Owendale/137/92/36
Hint: Look at all those paintings on the wall...
23. Fierce Designs

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Thalia/91/172/25
Hint: oooh...naughty AND nice!

Fierce Designs

 24. Purple Poses
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Kawaii%20Ville/193/127/21
Hint: a red curtain can hide many desires.
25. Sweet Sin

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Kawaii%20Ville/10/42/800
Hint: have more candy .... find the right

26. SilVerLine
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Hoogenach/194/69/62

Hint: Have a look on the floor ..... it s inside the store area
27. Bound & Bitten
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Seduction%20Point/224/68/22
Hint: Multi Hunt Hint giver at TP landing
28. Splash
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Shihuahua%20Lagoon/243/215/23
Hint: find many ears to hear better...
29. [NV] Elite Skins
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/South%20City/171/32/22
Hint: The pandas would be pointing in the right direction.
30. Thirteenth
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Mystic%20Paradise/82/96/21
Hint: use my machine baby
31. Shadow Dreams

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Zanzotto/62/141/2500
Hint: eat who on what?????
32. Kabuki Creations
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Eternity%20Sands/130/118/23
Hint: Feels like a King (Top floor, nawty room)
33. AIDORU
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/PlayaCar/11/243/21
Hint: Must be exhausting to look for all those gifts....sit and relax!
34. D&R Designs
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Falorir/93/111/28
Hint: After looking around the shops "Go on up past the flag and look around inside...but remember that Buddha *loves* candy, so you won't find a cane in any room where he's sitting!"
35. Before Sleep
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Bay%20D%20Etoile/171/109/16
Hint: Is that bear wearing a hat??
36. D'Sastre Clothing
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Inish%20Sui/205/219/24
Hint: All gifts are near the tree.
37. Gifted Poses and Witlle Gifts Poses
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Fourteen/130/125/29
Hint: Amour's Diary
38. Dark Desires Custom Tattoos
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Iliamna/140/66/35
Hint: Will have hint giver on sign
39. Sinister Stuff
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Sunny/44/148/3702
Hint: We must build from the ground up
40. ..::RO!ACT::..DESIGNS
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Moon/246/105/24
Hint:  I hide between Cathedrals
41: Framed Soul
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Laceys%20Dreams/43/207/22
Hint: im jus gunna go upstairs and hide in a corner!
42. PeKaS Designs Gorean
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Beach%20Shores/92/19/2001
Hint: look on the big pics around the store
43. Xia's Boutique
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Fashions/60/190/38
Hint: Behind this piercing all by itself.
44. iRRegular iNventory
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Playboy/167/236/21
No Hint
45. Nocturnal Needs
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Immortal%20Dragon%20Destiny/40/170/64
Hint: Dont look the tiger in his eye.
46. [AhMuSeD XpresNz]

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Carina/141/91/22
No Hint
47. EMBODY
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Playground/65/198/21
Hint: Please click the hint giver on the Embody Info Center near the front of the store.
48. .:Pretty Little Things:.

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Hazeldean/129/125/93
Hint: Find Santa for your little helpers.
49. PRIME

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/PRIME%20II/41/208/26
Hint: The Spanish queen is so hot.
50. Erotic Torment
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cloudville/206/190/74
Hint: Doctor Frankenfurter said: "Come up to the ___ and see what's on the ___." (fill in the blanks) ;-)

51.Tw@ttyC@ke
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Neko/14/194/24
Hint: Suspended by chain... I wish that were me!
52. Pretty Lady
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Pretty%20Lady/42/117/24
Hint: possibly:  Are you one of Santa's Naughty little elf's??
53. HybridZ
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Tasmania/64/234/23
Hint: where the cool winds blow

HybridZ

 54. Irrisistible Shop
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sinpusher/64/94/23
Hint: I'm late !!!!!!!! I'm always late for go to the queen heart castle :o
55. PDN's Potpourri

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sunlight%20Beach/46/208/21
Hint: How can the blankets be naughty and nice?

PDN's Potpourri

56. Kennedy's

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Naomi%20Island/132/22/24
Hint: Gift Cards work for Everyone!
57. ZERO COOL  Designz

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tamire/95/29/3003

"It's cold at the Nordpole!"
58. Lushish Catz
http://slurl.com/secondlife/High%20Sierra/235/218/24
Hint: Cute pink kitty

Lushish Catz

 59. BlueMoon Creations
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Crystal%20Colony/48/176/3676
Hint: The naughty mistress got it
60. Hot Dolphin Love Animations
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Bay%20D%20Etoile/152/138/16
Hint: Don't stand on me!
61. Z&A Productions
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Shackles/102/88/22
Hint: You'll feel at home if you have a green thumb.
62. zibber's designs

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cottage%20Grove/99/197/22
Hint: keep your grappling paws off me.
63. FELLINI STORE
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Girls/183/51/22
Hint: With this hot set you will conquer the world  and a few girls too.

Fellini

 64. BOS Clothing & Lingerie
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cloudville/82/141/103
Hint: The Nightwitch knows!
65. The Family Jewels
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Bay%20of%20Plenty/232/218/22
Hint: i get sleepy looking into the fire in the fireplace
66. Les sucreries de Fairy
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sunfield/122/116/21
Hint: I love Cheshire Cat
67. Touch it!
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Dragonheart/123/162/21
Hint:You look for something very hot, don't you? Is hell fire hot enough?
68. Lok's Low Prim Furniture
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Low%20Prim%20Furniture/128/128/24
Hint: Sweet Naughtiness is sometimes the best naughtiness, and that's why you'll find this candy cane nestled in a heart bed.
69. Janzoe

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Placebo/19/251/22
Hint: Light a fire behind the organ
70. ~*~Souzou Eien~*~
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kkotsam/54/37/115
Hint: Don't Choke!
71. Dani's
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Bedos/231/83/46
Hint: I just love Burlesque Santa especially if they are Red.
72. PA DESIGNE
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Leebon/20/122/21
Hint: I am where my dreams are
73. New York's Finest Apparel
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Leodegrance/148/160/79
Hint: Santa has a naughty or nice list, I am nice n naughty and need to be Oh La La Spanked
74. Theme Walkers By Hax
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Phoenix%20Fantastic/155/86/21
Hint: Tis the season
75. Touch Mia
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Insula%20de%20Somni/85/152/27
Hint:  This one is 'Just For You'
76. Adult Style
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Aelburt/169/170/74

No Hint
77. IB Designs
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Eagle%20Grove/22/241/23

Hint: As you look out over the bay, you'll find hidden below

It's Hard!

Did everyone enjoy the HardCore Hunt?  I know I did!  I'm glad it's over, but it was a lot of fun and Naiya Valeska and Maezy Magic deserve a lot of praise for all their hard work organizing it and running it.  Naiya is already working on HardCore Hunt:  XXX-Mas!  Keep reading here or checking Hard Alley Gang notices for more info!

Coming Soon to a Sex Sim Near You!

Now, I have decided to share some of my always wonderful advice with you, my dear readers (all 3 of you).  You don't have to take my advice, but your Second Lives will be sooo much happier if you do.  My advice is for both the men and women of SL.  I'll start with the men.

First off men, don't be a douche bag.  Just because you can log off when things get heated and jump onto an anonymous alt, doesn't mean you should.  If you leave someone hanging because you couldn't man-up and deal with whatever situation made you panic, then you are a douche bag.  Don't lead someone on, letting them think you are really into them and want more than just a quick fuck.  There's NOTHING wrong with just wanting sex, just make sure you are up front with the girl and tell her that's all there is to it.  Trust me, girls in SL enjoy sex, too.  You don't have to lie to them or lead them on to get in their pixel panties.  ADVICE FOR MEN:  BE HONEST!

Women, have some self-esteem!  While I know that a lot of women who play SL do have low self-esteem in RL for whatever reason, SL is a clean slate!  It's where you can be a self-confident, proud, and strong woman!  ALL of you have this ability within you, even if you don't see it in yourself.  Each of you, in your own way, is a full, complete person on your own, and you are not defined by how others see you, or if you have a man (or woman) in your life.  Men are turned off by women who constantly put themselves down and belittle their own self-worth, just as they are turned on by strong, confident women.  If you find yourself saying, "no one likes me", then THAT is probably why!  ADVICE FOR WOMEN:  BE CONFIDENT!

Now, if we can just get the thoughtful, honest men together with the strong, confident women in a place where they can explore their new outlook on (SL) life.  Oh!  I know!  Hard Alley is the perfect place!  True love has blossomed there before!

If you have met your soul-mate... your true love... in Hard Alley, please leave a comment below!

HARDCORE HUNT!

Below is a posting from Naiya Valeska, organizer of the HardCore Hunt!

"Hey HardCore Hunters This is Naiya, I came up with this fantastic idea to get some stores involved in something a little naughty for a change promoting their stores and Hard Alley.  We have an amazing list of designers from clothing, tattoos, animations, furniture, and even gestures we hope you will have as much fun hunting as I had putting this together for you.

I also had a lot of help from the amazing Maezy, which she is involved in the hunt too as one of the stores she has donated a lot of her time effort and made you all something special, also we cannot forget the owner of Hard Alley itself, Mr. Hard Rust, a very amazing man who has decided to host this hunt and have multiple events during the hunt for everyone's "Pleasure."  [I like this part.  Notice the word "amazing"!  *grins*]

Now there will be a list of hints, landmarks, store names going out in the group for the hunt which is (Hard Alley Gang) please join for help, no outright asking for locations, be respectful and no fighting. Also for ANY and ALL Questions and concerns contact me NOT the designers they are busy and have other things to do I will try my best to help you. 

Knowing all this I am sure you have all heard that X-cite! is participating and I know all of you are super excited this is X-Cites first hunt. Unfortunately and I understand it's not like they need the traffic so because they have very busy busy schedules they were nice enough to contribute to the hunt another way. They sent me a good number of gift cards and we will have "4" events hosted at the Hard Core Sex and Strip Club, and on these nights there will be contests and a lucky winner will receive one gift card.  I understand you all wanted your own personal gift from X-cite! but if you own a store or know somebody that does, you know they get super busy, and it was very generous of them to make this donation.

NOW: Just a reminder stores participating are always subject to change people have emergencies and might need to drop. We all understand Real Life supersedes Second Life. [Real Life?  What is this "Real Life"?]

ALSO: Another side note when you enter the first sim which will be Hard Alley you will land in the skybox that leads down to the actual sim.  There will be a "HardCore Hunt" sign teleporter up there.  Just touch it to get teleported down to the Alley and there you will find a box with this list and the promo package for the hunt which is 2 different colored tank tops.  They are unisex and FREE! Check this blog for updates and changes."

There will be parties at Hard Core starting with a bash this Friday night, Sep 16, to kick off the Hunt! Other party dates will be the Sep 24, Oct 7, and Oct 16.

UPDATE! Stroker Serpentine from Eros has donated his hot selling SexGen Summer Bed as a prize! This will be given out during the final HardCore Hunt party on Oct 16!

PICS FROM THE KICK-OFF PARTY ARE UP!  http://www.flickr.com/photos/hardalley/

HINTS ARE HIDDEN!  SELECT THE LINE BETWEEN THE STORE NAME AND THE SLURL TO SEE THE HINT FOR THAT STORE!

0. Hard Alley START

Click the Huge Sign!!!! (TP down to the sim)

NO PRIZE!  JUST THE STARTING POINT WITH THE NOTECARD AND HUNT SHIRTS

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hard%20Alley/115/141/244 

1. KL BDSM Store

Try looking in another direction "Whores not Wars"

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Perun/222/131/22

2. Razorblade

I'd make you bleed.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Depraved%20Nation/132/47/34

3. .::ODB::.

Look Up!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Spini/240/240/30

4. Elite Skins & Shapes *::[NV]::*

Something in her mouth

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Etorofu/93/180/24

5. .::ClimMax::. Magazine

Reach your climax inside the Rubix cube

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Favola/28/92/21

6. .::ClimMax::. Store

it hurts

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Favola/99/34/21

7. Warm Animations

next to the MM Board

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sezuan%20Alliance/78/128/2501

8. ~TEMPESTUOUS~

When opening a P_ _ _ _ _ _S box, there is always a consequence.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tiara/195/36/25

Tempestuous Prize for Ladies

Tempestuous Prize for Guys

9. ...:::Beautiful Dirty Rich:::...

I wanna F*ck Government Hooker

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Beautiful%20Dirty%20Rich/68/132/24

10. LK Design

Three of a kind, is where it's hidden behind

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Beauvais/224/234/33

11. Alter Ego

I really dont think Spunk needs to drink anymore!!!!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Toxxic/177/124/21

12. [VoiD] (SKIP)

13. SeXXXieGesTures

Look Over, UNDER, and Above :)

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Atlantizz/238/64/23

14. Holli Pocket

Bottles are great for accessorizing higher beams!!

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Jersey%20Shore/124/29/24

15. CatniP (SKIP)

16. SilVerLine

Have a Look on the floor ... its inside the stor area :)

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Aventurien%20I/57/58/1004/

17. Purple Poses

have a good day

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Kawaii%20Ville/192/123/21

18. Xclusives Animations

If you are looking for something hard,
Maybe ANAL or DOGGY is right up your Alley.
But when you get there be careful of what you do,
Someone might TAP THAT ASS for you.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/XCLUSIVES%20ANIMATIONS/128/128/411

19. *RoTtEn DeFiAnCe*

naughty girls have to sit in the corner.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sakura/118/192/1501

20. Sweet Sin

No Hint (Small Store)

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Viale%20Vibrante/244/166/3794

21. Kennedy's

Even though summer is almost over....Check out Kennedy's bikinis....and you might find your gift!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Naomi%20Island/110/7/24

22. Fancy Fashion

No Hint

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Gigli%20Sunset/166/196/23

23. V TATTOO STORE

So manny boxes and only 1 bootle? Damn...i really need get drunk.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/V%20TATTOO%20STORE/45/126/86

24. BabyDoll's Sexy Lingerie

What you seek is with the leather and latex

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Taunt/185/225/23

25. Carrie's Lingerie

Grab a handful and show your support of Carrie's!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sushene%202/203/120/27

26. Xplicit Furnishings

' Lost something?...i always check the fridge '

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Kona%20Island/243/195/666

27. Vels Gothic Boutique

I blend into the sky

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Greedy%20Bastards/111/106/26

28. "xXx"Treme Fashion Designs

The lights shows you the way to the safe side on naughtiness.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Giorna%20Kel/242/193/709

29. Cynful Designs

The view from here is spectacular!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hibari/5/243/2502

30. Fallen Gods Inc. & Libertine

No Hint

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Selidor/240/133/21

31. v3 Tattoo

Don't Drink and Ride

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Wicked%20Gear/85/158/22

32. {Ms. B. Designs}

OH YEAH, I like it hardcore!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Edgewater/88/229/601

33. ChiXcksMayB

where there is smoke.....

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Xegul/237/13/49

34. Lok's Low Prim Furniture

In sand, go to the picnic table and you will be able
to spot the naughty gift that's sure to give your tool a lift.
Or if you're of the female sex; you might just have a panty mess ;)

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Low%20Prim%20Furniture/127/128/23

35. .:Stone Misery:. Prefabs & Furniture

Row row row the boat

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Owendale/78/100/33/?img=http%3A//www.syrdin.com/images/stone%2520misery.jpg&title=.%3AStone%20Misery%3A.%20Prefabs%20%26%20Furniture&msg=For%20all%20your%20dark%2C%20twisted%20and%20fantastical%20needs

36. MadScience Laboratories

"I'm on a boat, motherfuckers!"
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Zeppelin%20Bay/179/75/52

37. Sassy!

You're such a tease.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Sassy/71/111/33/

38. HardCore Sluts Assoc. / House Of Ill Repute (At Hard Alley, in the Club & Brothel)

Hint for Gift A: Fucking dammit, bartender has been drinking on the job AGAIN? And the special edition shit too.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hard%20Alley/121/120/21

Hint for Gift B: One minute I was dancing drunkenly on the poles, the next minute, my face was buried in the middle of the pillows on that filthy bed up there! Damn, he was HUGE!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hard%20Alley/73/51/21

39. zORIE'S Ritze Gestures

Walk through the mushrooms to the Naughty

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Shenanigans/163/231/23

40. Motherfunken

Look hard to flush out the prize!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Keraxic/112/54/47

41. Bound & Bitten

Look in Sex equipment room for the prize

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Seduction%20Point/155/33/24

42. -=Whitewolf Ink Tattoos=-

Some dragons guard a treasure more worthy then gold

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Gold%20Rush/188/202/2003

43. Devilish Designs

Plants give oxygen.... and FREE stuff too :P

http://slurl.com/secondlife/The%20Hell/130/122/22

44. EDELFABRIK Sexy forever!

Naughty girls and boys waiting in the corners...

http://slurl.com/secondlife/EDELFABRIK/45/185/21

45. LC DESIGNS

I am in a very sexy place.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Peach%20Spring%20Island/60/143/1002

46. Koketka

I love to read

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Calypso%20Isle/212/183/23

47. FuK'N'Hawt

Like ya momma always use to say "dunt sit to close or make your eyes go blind"

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Diesel/219/220/22

48. Bullwinkle (SKIP)

49. Captivity Co. Poses

you cant find me hanging around

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Amazing%20Shores/151/20/3002

50. << Barbie Bitch >> (SKIP)

51. DQ Skins

Next to the eyes!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Bejaia/238/125/3001

52. SPLASH

Do not forget to checkout register

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Shihuahua%20Lagoon/228/220/23

53. PlasticAcid

I want to be naughty but I best be good

http://slurl.com/secondlife/LexiLand/179/158/21

54. Shadow Dreams

it's mine... allllll mine!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Falls%20Cove/207/106/26

55. RoscaMade
Time flies when you're bombing everyone
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hard%20Alley/79/179/36
NOTE!  If you found Item #55 (Roscamade) previous to Oct 3rd, the item you got is broken.  Please send a notecard to Calvin Rosca with your name (not display name) as the notecard name, and you will receive a working replacement.   You could also come back to Hard Alley and pick up a new one by getting the bottle again.


56. Hard Alley END