The Infamous Hard Alley

The Infamous Hard Alley
Second Life's Original Sin

Monday, October 18, 2010

Bachelor Party Time!

One of the greatest things to come out of the institution of marriage is the Bachelor Party.  One wild, drunken night filled with horny guys, slutty girls, and the unspoken agreement that nothing that happens will ever be spoken of to the Bride-to-Be.  Through this rite of passage, a man gets his one last night as ruler of all her surveys, the king of the hill, the man on top...

And then he gets married.  "He" becomes "We" and life thereafter is filled with lame ass phrases like, "Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu".  His regular night out with the boys slowly grinds to a halt as his non-married friends decided having him around cramps their style.  He begins to do things he never thought he'd do, such as holding his wife's purse while she shops, going to the store to buy pads at 11pm, and spending entire days looking at new bathroom fittings, because the old fittings don't match the color of the new toilet seat cover she bought.  And worst of all, every sexy girl he sees and wants to fuck is off limits, because he is now committed to banging the same pussy for the rest of his life.

And all this time, the man is thinking back to that last wild night... reliving it in his dreams...

So here is the plan.  In November (hopefully, if schedules permit) I will be getting married to Candace Flossberg, the hottest, sexiest girl in SL.  I am not worried about losing my night out with the boys, mostly because I never did that anyway.  I don't mind going shopping with Candace because she is usually buying slutty clothes that I will rip off her later.  I won't have to go to the store to buy pads.  If we go looking for bathroom fittings, we are probably looking for one with the best sex options, and not the right color.

And if I see a girl I want to fuck, I will fuck her, because Candace and I have a wonderful open relationship and sex with others is not an issue.  In fact, its encouraged.

Even so, sometime prior to that wedding day, I will be having a bachelor party.  It will be wild.  It will have slutty girls.  There will be things that the Bride-to-Be probably will not want to know about.  But because I know you are all soooo interested in my sex life, I will be posting a detailed account of the bachelor party for everyone's enjoyment.

By the way, I am looking for girls for the party.  I need hot little sluts that want to be fucked hard and used like dirty whores.  Send me a notecard with nude pics and your "qualifications".  If I have more responses than I can fit into the party, I might just have several "private" parties until I've worked my way through them all.  Shy girls need not apply.

It's time for the best bachelor party SL has ever seen.  Let the sex begin!

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