Gang Bangs and Threesomes and Orgys! Oh my!

Everyone loves to have sex with more than one person at a time, right?  Okay good.  I thought so.

Threesome at Hard Alley

So why is it so hard to get more than two people together for sex?  The last threesome I was in was a month ago, and I can't remember the last time I participated in a gang bang or orgy.  I think for me it's usually a scheduling issue.  Trying to pull something together randomly at the spur of the moment works fine when only two people are involved, but you add a third person or more and scheduling becomes critical.



Candace taking three cocks

It's time we started having group sex parties.  Parties with set dates and times so that everyone knows when they will be and can adjust their schedules accordingly.  For example, we might have Wednesday night at 7pm set aside for Candace to get gang banged, or a Friday Night 8pm Free-for-all Orgy.  Even threesomes can be scheduled and those not participating can enjoy watching, or there may even be some tag-teaming.  Who knows?  Once you get the people there and they are horny, anything can happen!

Personally, I'd love to have more threesomes, foursomes, couple swapping, gang bangs, and orgies.  We might even add in some RP story lines, like Home Invasion or Unfaithful Spouses...

Leave comments.  Your feedback is important in planning events like this.  Is this something you're interested in?  Do you think it's a stupid idea?  Do you have suggestions for events?

If there is enough interest, I'll set up a private group sex party area at Hard Alley.

Women are from Venus, Men are Pussies!

Women get just as horny as men.  Probably even more so.  In fact, I am sure they are hornier than men.

She is here and wants to FUCK.

When I first opened Hard Alley, most of the visitors were women.  They loved the idea behind it and were excited about it.  That is, until they realised that there were no men.  I didn't understand it.  I had thought the Alley would have several guys hanging around, all waiting to pounce on the rare, unsuspecting girl that teleported in out of curiosity, so I was floored when I discovered that the opposite was true.

Even today, girls outnumber the men in the Alley four to one on average, and only one in ten of those men can even remotely Roleplay.  Trust me... if you can emote better than "you wanna fuk?" and have at least SOME sense of roleplaying a scene, you can get laid in Hard Alley.

Where the fuck are all the MEN?

They have all been turned into PUSSIES!

Somewhere in the last 50 years, modern society has reduced men to quivering, scared little pussies that are afraid of offending women.  They have been taught that they must show a sensitive side or be ridiculed as a chauvinist.  They have been conditioned to the idea that women are empowered and in the process, men have abdicated their belief in their own authority.

She doesn't want him to cuddle.

First off, I love women, and I respect them.  I think anyone who knows me will vouch for that.  But that doesn't prevent me from being dominant and even agressive when the situation calls for it.  In my real life, my wife and I are equal partners and I respect her opinions even when she's obviously wrong.  Which is most of the time.  But there are times when I have to make decisions that are in the family's best interest and she supports me in that.  Anyway, I respect women.  So don't get your panties in a wad. (that goes for men and women)

Okay, so we all know what happened and why.  And while John Wayne and Clark Gable may be rolling over in their graves, it has been good for women overall.  Except in the bedroom.  And especially in Hard Alley.

Does it surprise anyone that I have to send a notecard out monthly REMINDING guys that Hard Alley is for Fucking?  And that most of the women there WANT to be taken and used?  And that women don't want to be ASKED if they want to be raped?

She isn't here to be treated like a lady.

Guys:  Learn to Roleplay.  No one is going to want to just fuck you.  There are sims with big rooms full of poseballs for that.  Girls come to Hard Alley expecting a story to unfold.  BE the man in their story!  Make their fantasy unfold!  Take charge and lead them through to an ending that leaves you BOTH satisfied.  Don't ask them (it doesn't take a genius to tell if she's saying "no," because she doesn't want to play, or if she's saying, "no" because she's roleplaying a victim).  Don't treat them like ladies, unless that is the scene you are both playing.  Don't be gentle or shy.  And for Heaven's sake, don't join the Gang Bang club if you are scared of having sex in public!

I really try hard to encourage guys to step up to the plate and be MEN.  To get their dicks out of their panties and show these women what it's like to be FUCKED and not made love to.

It's getting better.  I'm seeing more and more guys that can Roleplay and are not afraid to drag a girl into a dark corner of the Alley.  I am seeing more and more gang bangs and rough sex.  And with each one I feel that I have in some small way helped my gender recover some of the manliness we have lost.  With each cum-drenched woman left laying on a filthy mattress I feel I have made some small stride in the de-pussyfication of man.  It's a lonely fight, but someone has to do it.

Cheating

Is she cheating?  Probably!

Do you cheat on your partner?

Cheating turns me on.  I love it when a girl cheats on her partner with me.

I don't cheat.  I don't have to.  Candace and I have a fully open relationship and we both enjoy sex with other people.  I don't have to create a secret alt to sneak around behind her back.  Candace knows my other avies and has even fucked one of them (so in a sense, she cheated on me with me).

Most couples in SL do not have an open relationship.  Most are monogamous, and that is great if that is what they both want.  It is, however, usually unrealistic to expect it to work.  Cheating is far to easy and the temptations to cheat are far too great for most couples to stay completely faithful to each other.  Typically it is the man who will eventually be caught straying, but I know lots of women that cheat, too.  Many of them, or their secret alts, have ended up in my bed.  Women are much sneakier and don't get caught as much.  Some actually desire to get caught, wishing their partner would catch them in the act for that extra adrenalline rush.  Of course, when they do get caught drama unfolds and I just want to tell them both how idiotic they were to expect faithfulness in SL to start with.  They should just make up, fuck, and deal with it.

Does her boyfriend know?

Do you wonder if your girl has ever cheated on you?  She probably has.  Maybe even with me.  IM me sometime and ask.  I might even have pics to share with you.  Hell, she's probably been fucking me for years.  Get over it.

Do you cheat on your partner?  No one ever reads my blog, so it's safe to post your answer.

Post a comment below and give me your opinion on cheating.  Don't be afraid to slip me your "room key".

The Unthinkable Has Happened!

The Proposal.

Hard Rust actually found a girl that would marry him!

Yes, some poor girl, obviously not in her right mind, is willing to marry me.  Last Tuesday, September 7, at around 12:00 a.m., I proposed to Candace Flossberg in the middle of the Hard Core Sex and Strip Club.  I was wearing a formal suit and tie and the blushing bride-to-be was in her pink and yellow dinosaur jammies with the little footies.  On one knee, and after several fumbling statements trying to profess my undying love and devotion, I asked her to marry me and she exclaimed, "YAY!" (then she said, "Yes!").

The Kiss.

I placed the engagement ring on her finger (transfer inventory to recipient, place inventory in world, open object, copy contents to inventory, wear item).  Rising to the sound of my knee creaking, we embraced and kissed deeply, with my hand instantly going for an ass-grab.  Her ring sparkled in the dim lights of the club, reflecting the glowing stripper poles behind us.  (The ring came from Earthstones Jewelry, and not from the trunk of some guy's car in one of the shadier corners of Hard Alley as some have suggested).

Then we went to bed.  Literally.  It was a work night and we need our sleep.  We had our celebratory sex the next day.  Don't worry.  I took pics and I'll be posting them on the Hard Alley Flickr site soon.

Now comes the hard part.  The Wedding.  We're planning for some time in October.  It will be held in Hard Alley, of course.  We've never hosted a wedding in the Alley, so this will be interesting.  The Mayor of Hard Alley, Takashi Alexseev, will be officiating.  Carmen Greenfield (our co-star in our second porn video "The Naughty Secretary) will be the Maid of Honor.  We have lots of planning to do.  My suggestion of simple vows (Me: "Ya wanna", Candace: "Yep.  You?", Me: "Sure", Takashi: "Yer Hitched!", was overruled by Candace, who is looking forward to writing deep, meaningful vows that express her feelings or something like that.

The Ring.

We have both already been swamped with IMs from people asking us the main question on everyone's mind... "Are you still going to be available for sex?"  Duh.  Of course.  I am the Sleaze King, after all, and Candace's love of sex equals my own.  Sex with others just gets us hotter for each other.  Second Life Citizens may sleep peacefully knowing that Hard Rust and Candace Flossberg will still be out there fucking as always.

In summary:  Hard and Candace are getting Married.  Wedding in October.  Sex and Perversion remains the same.

It just goes to show you that even a rotten, amoral bastard like Hard Rust has room in his heart for love.

Doing Hard Time

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