The Infamous Hard Alley

The Infamous Hard Alley
Second Life's Original Sin

Sunday, September 12, 2010

The Unthinkable Has Happened!

The Proposal.
Hard Rust actually found a girl that would marry him!

Yes, some poor girl, obviously not in her right mind, is willing to marry me.  Last Tuesday, September 7, at around 12:00 a.m., I proposed to Candace Flossberg in the middle of the Hard Core Sex and Strip Club.  I was wearing a formal suit and tie and the blushing bride-to-be was in her pink and yellow dinosaur jammies with the little footies.  On one knee, and after several fumbling statements trying to profess my undying love and devotion, I asked her to marry me and she exclaimed, "YAY!" (then she said, "Yes!").

The Kiss.
I placed the engagement ring on her finger (transfer inventory to recipient, place inventory in world, open object, copy contents to inventory, wear item).  Rising to the sound of my knee creaking, we embraced and kissed deeply, with my hand instantly going for an ass-grab.  Her ring sparkled in the dim lights of the club, reflecting the glowing stripper poles behind us.  (The ring came from Earthstones Jewelry, and not from the trunk of some guy's car in one of the shadier corners of Hard Alley as some have suggested).

Then we went to bed.  Literally.  It was a work night and we need our sleep.  We had our celebratory sex the next day.  Don't worry.  I took pics and I'll be posting them on the Hard Alley Flickr site soon.

Now comes the hard part.  The Wedding.  We're planning for some time in October.  It will be held in Hard Alley, of course.  We've never hosted a wedding in the Alley, so this will be interesting.  The Mayor of Hard Alley, Takashi Alexseev, will be officiating.  Carmen Greenfield (our co-star in our second porn video "The Naughty Secretary) will be the Maid of Honor.  We have lots of planning to do.  My suggestion of simple vows (Me: "Ya wanna", Candace: "Yep.  You?", Me: "Sure", Takashi: "Yer Hitched!", was overruled by Candace, who is looking forward to writing deep, meaningful vows that express her feelings or something like that.

The Ring.
We have both already been swamped with IMs from people asking us the main question on everyone's mind... "Are you still going to be available for sex?"  Duh.  Of course.  I am the Sleaze King, after all, and Candace's love of sex equals my own.  Sex with others just gets us hotter for each other.  Second Life Citizens may sleep peacefully knowing that Hard Rust and Candace Flossberg will still be out there fucking as always.

In summary:  Hard and Candace are getting Married.  Wedding in October.  Sex and Perversion remains the same.

It just goes to show you that even a rotten, amoral bastard like Hard Rust has room in his heart for love.


Anonymous said...

I love you baby! I can't wait to become Mrs. Rust!<3 <3 <3

-Candace Flossberg (can't remember my blogger login info lol)

Anonymous said...

I LOVE my perfect ring! And I can't wait to be Mrs. Rust! <3

Lorna Kanami said...

Gratz! I hope I can make to the wedding!!