The Infamous Hard Alley

The Infamous Hard Alley
Second Life's Original Sin

Saturday, June 11, 2011

It's All About Me!

Image by Phil Sidek.
Yes, I know many of you have thought to yourself, "Hard Rust is so cool.  What must it be like to be him?"

Here, for your benefit, is some insight into the life of everyone's favorite Sleaze King.

First off, my profile says it all.  I'm a completely rotten, amoral bastard with no redeeming qualities.  And that's my good side.  I am rotten to the core and proud of it.  You won't find me cuddling meeroos or getting in touch with my feelings.

Second, I like sex.  I like it hard and rough.  I take what I want and don't ask permission.

The major benefit to being so completely bad is that no one expects anything good of me.  I don't have to worry about letting anyone down.  There is absolutely nothing bad I can do that would surprise anyone.  It's just more or less expected.

So, now that you know WHO I am... here is what it's like to BE me!

I get lots of IMs.  Constantly.  I usually have about a dozen going at any one time.  Mostly tag requests from people in Hard Alley.  I spend a lot of time managing the groups, and I have a lot of groups to run.  Many more IMs are from girls wanting to work as strippers or escorts in the Alley.  After that comes a lot of general "Hey Hard Hows it going?" IMs.  Honestly, I spend a LOT of time in IMs, but rarely have enough time to devote to any of them properly.  So if you've ever been in an IM with me and felt I wasn't giving you my complete attention, I probably couldn't.

I spend lots of time fixing things and cleaning stuff up.  Sex toys break and need to be reset.  Sex toys don't always put the balls away.  People drop things that don't get returned.  If you happen to see me in the Alley TPing from one place to another quickly, I'm cleaning stuff up.  I usually spend this time sending out late notices to renters whose rentals have expired.

I have to help host events at Hard Core.  Each night we have a two hour party at the club and I try to be there to spam announcements and bring people in.  I try to make everyone feel welcome which means constantly looking for new arrivals.  Being in the middle of the club means I'm getting slammed with IMs (see above).  Between the IMs and trying to keep up with greeting people coming in, I have no time to read Local Chat, so if I miss something you say to me in Local, that's why. 

I spend a lot of time thinking.  Mostly trying to come up with new ways to improve Hard Alley and make it more enjoyable for everyone.  I've also been spending a good amount of time coming up with  some ideas for porn videos.

I fuck when I can.  Yes, even with all that going on, I try to make time for myself.  Unfortunately, it's not as often as I'd like, and definitely not as often as the hundreds of women in SL who want to ride my cock would like.  Trust me, I am trying to get around to each of you.  See Above for reasons why I haven't yet.

This is what it's like to be Hard Rust 75% of the time.  A lot of work.  A little fun.

The other 25%?  That's the times when I'm caught up on the work, I'm not in IMs, no parties need hosting, and I am completely and utterly alone.

There now.  Don't you want to be me?

2 comments:

Hard Core Boss Lady said...

Who is Hard Rust to me? He's my best friend. A person I know will always be there to listen to me bitch and rant and even though it must annoy the fuck out of him, he'll always smile and hug me to make things feel better.

He puts up with a lot of shit from a lot of people but always gets the job done with little to no casualties.

He's a lover and he's an asshole. He'll fuck you till you pass out and just push you into the nearest cab which you will pay for once you're home.

Hard gave me a home, a place where I felt I belonged when the world turned its back on this little gothic doll. If it weren't for the fact that he fucked me senseless many, many times, I would say he could be like a father. But I won't because that's just too creepy.

Hard is many things to many people. To me, he is one of the main reasons I stay in SL, and in HA. He gave me a home, a family, and showed me love was right under my nose.

Mary Baphomet said...

Doesn't seem so bad!:P I do feel like I don't get enough attention! Thank you for making a blog post just for me! <3 Hard is teh awesomes! Very random sometimes but can always make me smile!