Girls I'd Love to Fuck List 2010

A while back I listed the girls I'd most love to fuck, both in Real Life and in Second Life.  I think it's time to update that list for 2010. *grins*  Let's start with Real Life.  I'll never actually get to fuck any of these women, but it's nice to dream.

In No Particular Order...

Kim Kardashian - That ass alone earns her a spot on this list.
Jessica Alba - Always a favorite.
Christian Serratos - Her PETA poster is my all time favorite.

Megan Fox - Seriously.  Who wouldn't fuck that?

Kristen Bell - She's just too cute.  I'm waiting for her career to tank so she'll do Playboy.
Eliza Dushku - Sooner or later she will get a series that shows her true talents!
Olivia Munn - G4's best contribution to the male gaming community.
Kaley Cuoco - Hot blonde from Big Bang Theory.  She fucks GEEKS!
Ashlynn Brooke - Hottest porn star in videos today.  I just wish she did anal!

Jennifer Love Hewitt - The woman has curves, and dammit, I love curves.

Now for the girls in Second Life that I would love to fuck!  SOME of these girls are ones that I already have fucked, but would not hesitate to fuck again!  If you are NOT on this list, do not be upset!  The list of girls I want to fuck in SL is much longer than 10.  Again, these are not in any particular order.

Candace Flossberg - She has my heart, and can have my cock anytime she wants it.

Emanuelle Jameson - SL's most famous and sexy porn star, and a sweetheart, too!
Aspen Huntress - Her Flickr pics are hot, and so is she! UPDATE!  I FUCKED ASPEN HUNTRESS!
Trixianna Saenz - She's gorgeous, sexy, and one of my best friends!
Carmen Greenfield - Sexy star of our second porn video and super hot slut!
Jade Steele - Owner of Midian City and smoking hot babe.  Together we'd make Hard Steele.
Megzi Babii - She still won't give in to my charms.  But someday she will.
Yulia Juran - I've been wanting her since I met her, but something always keeps us apart.
Cipriana Diavolo - Another girl who has resisted me for so long... but I am persistant.
Zanara Zenovka - Sexy Aussie and scripter extraordinaire... and she has a nice ass.

I will not rest until I have fucked each of these women!  (along with the rest of the women in Second Life)

How to Have a Happy Second Life

Have you ever noticed just how miserable some people are in Second Life?  We all have friends that seem to have nothing but problems and grief to complain about.  I am not talking about the ones who actually have miserable Real Lives.  I am talking about the ones that are miserable in game.

Why are they miserable in Second Life?  Most of the time it's because they allow others to dictate how they play and keep them from enjoying the game the way in which they want.  They allow some Master or Mistress or Boyfriend or Girlfriend to put restrictions and demands on them.  In most cases they want to believe they are submissive, but a true submissive would be happy living this way.  Instead, these people complain about how unhappy they are but are unwilling to do what is needed to change.

Want to know the secret to having a happy Second Life?  Play the game YOUR way!

That's it.  Problem solved.  You do what YOU want, and if your Master/Mistress/Boyfriend/Girlfriend doesn't like it then they need to be told to mind their own business!  I am sure they wouldn't stand for anyone telling THEM how to play, but they don't think twice about dictating to others.

Do what you want to do.  Go where you want to go.  Fuck people you want to fuck.  If someone has a problem with you, its THEIR problem, not yours.  Mute and move on.  Don't waste YOUR fun time on people that can't accept you for who you are.

Take charge of your own happiness.  Make it happen.  Don't let anyone, including me, tell you how to play your game!  (although I kind of just did, didn't I?)

The Naughty Secretary

Our second video is out.  It's called "The Naughty Secretary"

Mr. Lynden's wife catches him fucking his hot secretary, Carmen. What happens next can only happen in a porn movie... Starring Carmen Greenfield in her first SL porn move, Candace Flossberg, and Hard Rust.

We used the Lynden Labs section of Hard Alley for the set, with most of it being shot in Mr. Lynden's office upstairs.  We used a hot new rug by Warm Animations and a couple of great Luna Animations sets for the sex.

This is our way of paying homage to the wonderful 70's era porn films.

At NaughtyMachinima.com you can find this video and many others by a variety of people in SL, including the famous Emanuelle Jameson, Krystall Pearl, and Aurora Bentham.  Be sure to check them out!

http://www.naughtymachinima.com/video/1551/The-Naughty-Secretary

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So I suck at Blogging!

Yes, its been months since I blogged.  I've been busy.  Hard Alley is still there.  I'm still a rotten old bastard.

Hard Alley just celebrated its 4th Anniversary in Second Life.  For those of you who are not familiar with Second Life, 4 years is like 20 years in Real Life.  We've been running a full sim for over a year now and there's no sign of it ending anytime soon.  There are still a lot of perverts out there that are having fun and enjoying all the sick twisted fantasies that Hard Alley has to offer.

So what has happened in the months since Takashi was elected Mayor of Hard Alley? A lot!

We've added a drug den inside an abandoned pharmacy.  Rodison, the Hard Alley Drug Lord, has moved his band of sick junkies into it.  These drug addicts will do anything for a fix... anything!

Trixianna Saenz has taken the position (that sounds so dirty) of Hard Core Club Manager.  She's got DJs lined up for every day of the week and the club is rocking out every night, usually starting around 7pm SL time.

Tempest Jewel and I broke up, but she has found her true love and is now married to him.  She's also going to be DJing at Hard Alley once a week.  Check out her wedding photos on the Hard Alley Flickr site!

Candace Flossberg and I have gotten together.  Yes, there are still women foolish enough to put up with me.  She's smart, she's sexy, and she's willing to let me fuck anyone I want.  She gets to do the same, of course.  Candace is fun and easy going and a joy to be around, and I'm a lucky man to have her in my life.

There have been other changes, some good, some bad.  I won't bore you with all of them.  I'll try not to take so long to blog again.