Cycle of Sin!

Announcing a hot new monthly party starting April 2nd, and taking place the first Saturday of every month!

The Cycle of Sin is a roaming party through SL's hottest, sexiest, and naughtiest Clubs!

The Cycle of Sin party will start at 7PM SL time at Stroker Serpentine's Eros for some hot, sexy fun.  At 8PM the party moves to SL's hottest new club,  BarbieDollz where Tempest gets the crowd pumping and turned on.  Then at 9PM it moves to Hard Alley for the last hour of hard core nudity and sex.

Each club has its own dynamic DJ spinning all the best music!  There will be lots of hot, sexy dancers and more than enough nudity to make sure everyone has a great time.

Stroker Serpentine, Tempest Jewel, and Hard Rust will be there through the entire party, at each site!  When SL's three biggest pervs get together, you know its going to be HOT!

All Good Things...

We all know that nothing in SL lasts.  Everything in it will come to an end sooner or later.  There are times when you have something you wish would last forever, but it won't.  You can understand the reasons.  You can even agree that it's for the best.  It won't help.  Something special you had is no more.  You just have to enjoy it while you have it, miss it when its gone, and hope that the emptiness in your heart someday heals.

I will always love you, Candace.

Announcing Our Next Project!

The next big project from Hard Candy Productions will be an on-going series called, "The Hung and the Restless".  It will be a soap opera style production with a main running plot and several side plots, and a cliffhanger ending each episode.  There will be plenty of sex, scandals, drama, and more sex.

Through this episodic format, we will be able to use more actors and actresses through the introduction of new characters and side plots.  We hope to not only use existing celebrity pornstars in guest roles, but also introduce the community to many new performers.

Only a few roles have been cast so far...

Hard Rust as Hard Rust, strip club owner
Candace Flossberg as Candy Rust, his wife
Jinx Jiersen as Lionel Messy, strip club manager
Joey Bluestar as Sugar Loving, a stripper
Jon Helfer as Jon Lynden, CEO of Lynden Labs

Filming begins in March.

OMG It's a LOVE story!

The first movie produced under the Hard Candy Production label (teamed with Ainsley Wifefly's Sick Bubblegum company) was released, appropriately, on Valentine's Day!  The movie is a called "Life Goes On:  A Love Story", and its the tale of a guy that gets dumped by his girl and re-discovers that it's not the end of the world.

Groove daydreams about his Ex

I know what most of you are saying... "OMG Hard!  Why did you do a LOVE story?  Where's the hard core, heartless sex we've come to expect from you?".  I have to admit, I was skeptical myself when Ainsley first approached me and asked me to shoot and edit the movie.  However, the story (written by the movie's star, Groove Taurus, and Ainsley) sounded like a good one, and the cast was full of people I was excited to be working with, so I agreed.

Zoey, Liz, Roxie, and Joey

A project this big involved several days of shooting, which wasn't that hard because it all involved some really hot actresses getting naked and fucking!  *grins*  It was strange shooting a movie that didn't star Candace (although she has a cameo appearance in the Biker Bar scene), but working with Roxie and Allison (Elum) and Liz and Joey and Zoey (and Ainsley as the bartender) was a wonderful experience.  Groove and EJ were great too, always cumming on cue.  LOL!

EJ having fun with Groove's Ex

The most interesting part of working on this movie was Ruff Zepp and Ainsley's voice acting!  It added a new dimension to the story and turned a good movie into a great one!  As a video editor in RL, I am used to using narration to cut the timing on a video, so this made editing sooo much easier!  The voice actors did a fantastic job, too.  Very professional.

It turned out to be a great experience and I really like the final movie.  Thanks to all the cast and crew that made it possible!

Lights! Camera! Action!

Hard Candy Productions Logo

Candace and I have started our own Adult Film Production Company.  It's called Hard Candy Productions and we currently have several ideas we are working on.  We are generally slower at producing films than most other outfits, but running Hard Alley takes the majority of my time and we'd rather take our time and put out good quality movies than rush out a bunch of crap.

Our goal is to make fun movies that people enjoy watching.  Movies with interesting stories and characters.  Movies with a touch of humor.  Movies with lots of hot sex.

Our first movie under this new company is a joint venture with Ainsley Wirefly's company, Sick Bubblegum.  Ainsley and Groove Taurus wrote the story and Ainsley and I are co-Directing.  Look for it in you online theater soon!

Scene from the movie "Hard Rust: Sex God"

There are some other projects Candace and I have in the works that we are really excited about and I'll be blogging about them as soon as it's appropriate.

Are you an aspiring actor or actress looking to break into the SL Porn business?  Here is my advice for you!

1.  Make sure you are HOT and well equipped!  Noob avies and freebie dicks won't get you cast.  Anyone willing to spend about $20 US dollars to buy about 5K in Lindens can fix up their avie to pornstar levels.
2.  Join the group ***The Pornstars***.  Seldom a day goes by that director's don't put out a casting call looking for new talent.  If you want to break into the business as an unknown, that is your best bet.

Production Still from "Hard Rust:  Ruler of Hell!"

3.  Hang out with the pornstars.  Joining the group is also good for finding out where the pornstars party.  Hang out with them.  Be cool.  Be Sexy.  Tell them how awesome they are and how much you love their movies.
4.  Have sex with directors.  Seriously, the casting couch is an age old tradition that will get you in the door.  Just make sure the director you are fucking actually produces movies.

Speaking of casting couches... mine is open and I am willing to fuck any hot actress that wants to throw herself at me.  No promises that I'll put you in a movie, but having sex with me might improve your chances!  *grins*

The School Girls Gone Bad Detention Facility Anniversary

This week marks the 4th anniversary of the School Girls Gone Bad Detention Facility.

I built the School in Jan, 2007, about six months after I started Hard Alley.  At that time Hard Alley had become a fairly big success and was at the top of the Popular Places list.  I was hoping to prove to myself that Hard Alley had not just been a fortunate accident, and that I could create another site that was as successful as the Alley.

After a lot of thinking and searching to find an idea that no one else had tried, I settled on the idea of a "Reform School for Girls".  The idea came from my RL Boss' daughter, who was in reform school at the time.  She was a hottie and I could imagine her in there, being traded for cigarettes.  Of course, school girl outfits are a big plus, too.  Cheerleaders, sex with teachers, spankings, abusive guards... it all started to add up to a really great idea.

They must be bad, or they wouldn't be here.

At the time, I was married in game to Ananisa Fitzcarraldo, and she was after me to build something on her land for her to run.  Since I didn't have room for the new idea on the Alley's land, I built it on Ana's.  The initial build was more prison than school, with barred cells and detention rooms and places for guards to strip-search visitors.

It started slow, but I knew it was an idea that would catch on, so I kept working on it and improving it, and more and more people started to come.  It wasn't long before it had as much traffic, if not more, than Hard Alley.  The proof of its success was, as with Hard Alley, the number of copy-cat sites that began to spring up around SL.

I lost the School to Ana in our divorce and I have had very little to do with it since then, but it is still there and people are still enjoying it.  I re-created it in my own sim as the Hard Alley Reform School, which is closer to my original vision than SGGBDF is today.

Happy Anniversary!

It's On Like Donkey Porn!

Today is Election Day in Hard Alley!  We are voting a new Mayor into office.  It's been a brutal campaign filled with all the cheating and corruption you would expect at Hard Alley, but the campaigning is over and it's time for the citizens of our fair sim to cast their votes!

The candidates are:

Trixianna Saenz, Manager of the Hard Core Sex and Strip Club
Donovan OHanlon, Leader of the Haud Pluvia Clan
Kane Landfall, Insane and abusive Hard Alley Security
Dr. Lilith Revnik, Hard Alley's resident sex doctor

The office of Mayor is primarily a Role Playing one, but the new Mayor will also be working with me and the Hard Alley City Council to help improve Hard Alley over the next year.

If you read this before Midnight, Saturday, Jan 29, then you still have time to go cast your vote!

UPDATE - Due to a design limitation in the Voting Machine, some people were allowed to vote twice.  I have canceled this election.  There will be no Mayor of Hard Alley.

Candace Love You LONG Time!

In other news, I was goofing around in Photoshop and made a logo for the Hard Alley Horny Sluts group.  Candace will be so proud!  LOL!