Girls I want to have sex with

Let's start with Real Life...

Jennifer Love Hewitt - I mean, damn, who wouldn't hit that?
Ali Larter - the girl with super slutty powers in Heroes.
Faith Hill - And I actually like a couple of her songs.
Shania Twain - Don't care for her songs at all.
Jessica Alba - 'Nuff said.

In Second Life...

Bre Figtree - She's back and she really needs to give in to me.
Zanara - Drives me insane with lust. Someday she'll let me do her just to stop me from begging.

Amykitten - I've been after her from day one but she's always too busy dancing.

Alesandra Pinklady - She makes such hot clothes, and she looks so hot in them.

Prissy Underall - Unfortunately she's like a daughter to me. Fortunately, I'm a perv.

Megz Ling - Naked looks so good on her.
Megzi Babii - But only because she's such a tease.
and of course,
Mary Baphomet - I would give up all other women for Mary, for at least a day.

That should be enough for now. I'm sure I'll think of more later. In the meantime, if you would like to be added to the list, please report to my private office naked.

Bow-Chika-Bow-Bow

Okay let's talk about strippers. I've seen all kinds of strippers, who dance for lots of different reasons. In Second Life, anyone can be a stripper. In fact, stripping and escorting are probably the first professions most women choose when they start playing SL. Why? Because its easy, not very expensive, and because it involves buying lots of new clothes.

Most strippers quit after just a few weeks. Why? Because they quickly realize that the sex industry is not for them, or they have hooked up with a customer and no longer need to work to get clothes.

But some strippers... the best ones... stick with it. Again, why? Some enjoy the money. Some enjoy the social aspects of always meeting new people. And some do it as a form of escape from relationships and responsibilities that have grown to be too much like Real Life.

Speaking of strippers, I should mention Mary Baphomet is still officially a stripper at Hard Core, although she rarely graces us with a dance. Mostly she stands on the dance floor and allows us to bask in her presence. Hail Mary! But when Mary DOES dance... WOW! (begin 70's porn music in background... Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow) Mary's got a great rack. Enough said.

Okay so I know this post is boring and you could care less about my views and perspectives on strippers. What you really want to know is, do I get to have sex with them.

The answer is yes. I do. And I have. A lot. Not all, mind you, although I am always working to hit the 100% mark. Yes, sexual harassment is alive and well at Hard Core. Its just a matter of time, and I am a patient man.

Is it good to be the king? You bet your ass it is. Bow-Chicka-Bow-Bow!

Big Changes

Anyone that has been a regular to Hard Alley knows that I am constantly changing things, trying to keep it somewhat fresh. While there have been many changes to the Alley lately, the biggest change is that Ananisa and I are no longer married. Three weeks shy of our second anniversary I told Ana I wanted a divorce. I won't go into the reasons behind it here. I still love and respect Ana, and we remain close both in RL and SL, and she still runs the School and manages Hard Core.

With the help of several friends and trusted advisors, the other changes at Hard Alley have been showing some great results. Traffic is up and people are having sex again. My dancers are making great money in the club and having a good time. The School is packed and traffic is nearly 40K each day, up from 20K a month ago. I owe a lot of thanks to the people that have been helping and sharing their feelings and advice on how to make Hard Alley a better place.

I will be hard at work keeping things new and interesting... trying to keep it fun. If you read this, stop by the Alley and say "hi". Tell me what a great job I'm doing, or tell me I suck. Either way, it will be nice to know how you feel. :)

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Oh yeah, no blog is worth reading unless it mentions just how awesome and amazing Mary Baphomet is. Mary is teh koolest. She really needs to let me have sex with her so I can share in the wonderment that is Mary. Hail Mary!

Its good to be the King

Its been almost two years since I created Hard Alley on my original 512m First Land. Over that two years, the Alley and the School Girls Gone Bad Detention Facility have given me the opportunity to make some great friends.

First, of course, is my lovely wife Ananisa, who is always by my side (... always... every minute of the day... day in, day out...) and has been instrumental in making the sites what they are today. The love I have for her extends beyond SL and having her in my life the last two years has been wonderful. Don't let her bitchy exterior fool you. She's a loving, caring person.

Then there are my SL "family" who have adopted Ana and I over time. Our three daughters, Prissy, Waterfalzz and Vanessa (and the daughter that Ana denies, Wercr), and Grandpa Veto. How the hell did we end up with this bunch? Love them all (even Veto, but strictly in a platonic sense. After all, I've seen him in a speedo and it ain't pretty).

My dancers are my extended family. Each and every one of them is special to me. Some have brought a lot of life to the Hard Core Strip Club, and have made it my favorite place to hang out. I don't mean to slight any of them, but some of the girls I have to give special mention to...

Mary Baphomet. I don't think anything I write here can do Mary justice (except maybe "For a good time, IM Mary Baphomet"). If you are lucky enough to know her, then you understand. There's only one Mary. Thank God.

Prissy Underall. One of our daughters and the dancer that has been with us the longest. She doesn't dance much anymore, but if she ever quits for good then Hard Core will be diminshed for it. My favorite little bunny.

Bree Figtree. Bree and controversy go hand in hand, but she shook the club up and gave it a lot of energy. I miss Bree. I think of her everytime a noob asks one of my dancers for sex. When they would ask her, she would reply, "Sure. Bend over and I'll get out my strap-on." LOL!

Fallon Claymore. Fallon is a powderkeg concealed in a petite kitty frame. Don't underestimate her. She loves my jokes. :)

Mina Hathaway. Mina was a club favorite and spent more time dancing than any dancer we had. She is a good friend and I miss seeing her and talking to her.

Zanara Zenovka. A true artist in every sense of the word. At times funny, at times sexy, at times bitchy, but at ALL times a Lady. She's contributed more than even she realizes to the success of the club, and I value her insight and talent almost as much as I value her friendship.

Megz Ling. Best DJ Hard Core has ever had. Megz brings an energy to Hard Core just by being there. She reminds me daily how fun this really is. Everyone loves Megz.

There are too many others to mention, but in future blogs I'll try to say a few words about the other people that have made my Second Life a better place to be.

And remember to visit scenic Hard Alley on your next vacation!