The State of the Sim

As we approach Hard Alley's Fifth Anniversary this July,
I thought I'd talk about the current state of the Alley and some of the events going on.  I've been out of game a lot since early March and haven't been as active in the Alley as I should have been.  Real life is also getting very busy now but I am going to try to be in game stirring up trouble as much as I can.  Hard Alley is going strong with good traffic and plenty of people having sex, rocking parties at the strip club, and great people hanging out and having fu.

Here are some of the events going on now at Hard Alley:

Parties every night at the Hard Core Sex and Strip Club!  Every night between 8pm and 10pm SL time we get naked and naughty to some great tunes spun by even greater DJs.  This is a great time to cum join the fun and get to know your fellow Hard Alley perverts!  New people are always welcome!  Nothing is too naughty for Hard Core, and sex on stage and on the dance floor is not uncommon.  This is the one place in SL where no one will judge you for being a slut or a man-whore!  You can be yourself and cut loose and do whatever makes you happy.  Cum be part of the fun!  IM me or our beautiful Club Manager Trixianna Saenz if you are interested in a job stripping or DJing.

The Gang Bang Club is always open and ready for Action!  There are no couple sets here.  This club is strictly for threesomes, foursomes and more!  Leave your shyness (and your clothes) at the door and let yourself enjoy the thrill of group sex with strangers!  IM our Gang Bang Princess, Deka Teardrop, if you are interested in becoming one of our "Elite" Gangbangers... the ones we call when there's a "private" party.

Lynden Labs is open for business!  Cum explore my parody of the company that brings SL to life!  Visit the office of the CEO of Lynden Labs and discover his secret plans!  Hang out in the Break Room and goof off!  See the disgusting Restroom/Customer Service Department!  Shudder at the horror of the Furry Creation Labs!  Marvel at the technological wonder that is the Main Grid Server Room!

Cycle of Sin is our Monthly Multi-Sim party that starts at Eros, moves to BarbieDollz, and ends up at our own Hard Core!  Party with us for the hottest 3 hours in SL on the first Saturday of every month!

Have you ever wanted a dream date with Hard Rust?  Now is your chance!  Click on The Dirty Rotten Bachelor sign in Hard Core and fill out your application today!  Will the Dirty Rotten Bachelor choose you?  If he does, you know you'll be doing things you don't want your boyfriend to know about!  Nor responsible for any doctor's visits or shots required after the date.

There are some areas in Hard Alley that need help!  These are great places to play but need someone to help them be more active!  Are you interested in helping out and making Hard Alley a better place for everyone?

The Hard Alley Reform School is struggling!  With nearly 800 members you would think School would be in session all year 'round, but too often this institution of naughty learning sits empty.  I need someone who can get some roleplaying action going in the school.  Organize RP classes, hold a Prom, have Cheerleader tryouts... there are a lot of ideas that I just don't have time to manage.  IM me if you are interested in becoming the School's "Warden".

The Rode Hard Biker Bar is a biker bar without a Biker Gang!  If you have Biker Gang without a Biker Bar, IM me!  Use of the Biker Bar is free and I'll put your gang's logo up and help you customize it to fit your needs (within reason).  I'll even throw in several sluts to be fucktoys for your gang!

The House of Ill Repute needs a new Madam!  Our previous Madam is unable to spend enough time with it to make it work, so she has stepped down and the position is now open!  The Brothel is RP only and not an actual escorting business (although if the girls negotiate a deal on the side that's ok).  If you are interested in running a Victorian style brothel, IM me!

Hard Alley is only as much fun as YOU make it by visiting, playing, and helping it be the naughtiest sim in SL!

Cycle of Sin a Success!

Last night we had the first Cycle of Sin party and it was a huge success!  The party started at Stroker Serpentine's Eros and then moved to Tempest Jewel's Barbiedollz, and ended up at my own club, Hard Core!  The sims were packed and there was lots of nudity (of course) and sex (openly at Hard Core, in IMs everyplace else, I'm sure)!

Huge thanks go out to my partners in crime, Stroker and Tempest, and extra licks for Tempest for filling in as DJ at the last minute during the Eros party!  DJ Dreams and DJ Dade (formerly DJ Shade) were also invaluable for keeping the crowd pumped all through the night!

If you missed this one, don't worry!  We'll be having these on the first Saturday of every month.  This is a great say to get to meet a lot of new people who all enjoy having fun, getting naked, and being naughty!

Here are a few of the pics from last night's event.  The full set of pics can be found here.

Cycle of Sin!

Announcing a hot new monthly party starting April 2nd, and taking place the first Saturday of every month!

The Cycle of Sin is a roaming party through SL's hottest, sexiest, and naughtiest Clubs!

The Cycle of Sin party will start at 7PM SL time at Stroker Serpentine's Eros for some hot, sexy fun.  At 8PM the party moves to SL's hottest new club,  BarbieDollz where Tempest gets the crowd pumping and turned on.  Then at 9PM it moves to Hard Alley for the last hour of hard core nudity and sex.

Each club has its own dynamic DJ spinning all the best music!  There will be lots of hot, sexy dancers and more than enough nudity to make sure everyone has a great time.

Stroker Serpentine, Tempest Jewel, and Hard Rust will be there through the entire party, at each site!  When SL's three biggest pervs get together, you know its going to be HOT!

All Good Things...

We all know that nothing in SL lasts.  Everything in it will come to an end sooner or later.  There are times when you have something you wish would last forever, but it won't.  You can understand the reasons.  You can even agree that it's for the best.  It won't help.  Something special you had is no more.  You just have to enjoy it while you have it, miss it when its gone, and hope that the emptiness in your heart someday heals.

I will always love you, Candace.

Announcing Our Next Project!

The next big project from Hard Candy Productions will be an on-going series called, "The Hung and the Restless".  It will be a soap opera style production with a main running plot and several side plots, and a cliffhanger ending each episode.  There will be plenty of sex, scandals, drama, and more sex.

Through this episodic format, we will be able to use more actors and actresses through the introduction of new characters and side plots.  We hope to not only use existing celebrity pornstars in guest roles, but also introduce the community to many new performers.

Only a few roles have been cast so far...

Hard Rust as Hard Rust, strip club owner
Candace Flossberg as Candy Rust, his wife
Jinx Jiersen as Lionel Messy, strip club manager
Joey Bluestar as Sugar Loving, a stripper
Jon Helfer as Jon Lynden, CEO of Lynden Labs

Filming begins in March.

OMG It's a LOVE story!

The first movie produced under the Hard Candy Production label (teamed with Ainsley Wifefly's Sick Bubblegum company) was released, appropriately, on Valentine's Day!  The movie is a called "Life Goes On:  A Love Story", and its the tale of a guy that gets dumped by his girl and re-discovers that it's not the end of the world.

Groove daydreams about his Ex

I know what most of you are saying... "OMG Hard!  Why did you do a LOVE story?  Where's the hard core, heartless sex we've come to expect from you?".  I have to admit, I was skeptical myself when Ainsley first approached me and asked me to shoot and edit the movie.  However, the story (written by the movie's star, Groove Taurus, and Ainsley) sounded like a good one, and the cast was full of people I was excited to be working with, so I agreed.

Zoey, Liz, Roxie, and Joey

A project this big involved several days of shooting, which wasn't that hard because it all involved some really hot actresses getting naked and fucking!  *grins*  It was strange shooting a movie that didn't star Candace (although she has a cameo appearance in the Biker Bar scene), but working with Roxie and Allison (Elum) and Liz and Joey and Zoey (and Ainsley as the bartender) was a wonderful experience.  Groove and EJ were great too, always cumming on cue.  LOL!

EJ having fun with Groove's Ex

The most interesting part of working on this movie was Ruff Zepp and Ainsley's voice acting!  It added a new dimension to the story and turned a good movie into a great one!  As a video editor in RL, I am used to using narration to cut the timing on a video, so this made editing sooo much easier!  The voice actors did a fantastic job, too.  Very professional.

It turned out to be a great experience and I really like the final movie.  Thanks to all the cast and crew that made it possible!

Lights! Camera! Action!

Hard Candy Productions Logo

Candace and I have started our own Adult Film Production Company.  It's called Hard Candy Productions and we currently have several ideas we are working on.  We are generally slower at producing films than most other outfits, but running Hard Alley takes the majority of my time and we'd rather take our time and put out good quality movies than rush out a bunch of crap.

Our goal is to make fun movies that people enjoy watching.  Movies with interesting stories and characters.  Movies with a touch of humor.  Movies with lots of hot sex.

Our first movie under this new company is a joint venture with Ainsley Wirefly's company, Sick Bubblegum.  Ainsley and Groove Taurus wrote the story and Ainsley and I are co-Directing.  Look for it in you online theater soon!

Scene from the movie "Hard Rust: Sex God"

There are some other projects Candace and I have in the works that we are really excited about and I'll be blogging about them as soon as it's appropriate.

Are you an aspiring actor or actress looking to break into the SL Porn business?  Here is my advice for you!

1.  Make sure you are HOT and well equipped!  Noob avies and freebie dicks won't get you cast.  Anyone willing to spend about $20 US dollars to buy about 5K in Lindens can fix up their avie to pornstar levels.
2.  Join the group ***The Pornstars***.  Seldom a day goes by that director's don't put out a casting call looking for new talent.  If you want to break into the business as an unknown, that is your best bet.

Production Still from "Hard Rust:  Ruler of Hell!"

3.  Hang out with the pornstars.  Joining the group is also good for finding out where the pornstars party.  Hang out with them.  Be cool.  Be Sexy.  Tell them how awesome they are and how much you love their movies.
4.  Have sex with directors.  Seriously, the casting couch is an age old tradition that will get you in the door.  Just make sure the director you are fucking actually produces movies.

Speaking of casting couches... mine is open and I am willing to fuck any hot actress that wants to throw herself at me.  No promises that I'll put you in a movie, but having sex with me might improve your chances!  *grins*