Married at Last!

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Halloween at Hard Alley!

We had a great time at Hard Alley's 5th Annual Halloween Party.  There were some great costumes and the night before we had Ghost Story Night at the Cemetary which was a blast.  There was plenty of nudity and naughtiness and DJ Trix kept us rocking with some great music.  Here are a few pics from the weekend's events.  You can find the rest on the Hard Alley Flickr site.

Bachelor Party Time!

One of the greatest things to come out of the institution of marriage is the Bachelor Party.  One wild, drunken night filled with horny guys, slutty girls, and the unspoken agreement that nothing that happens will ever be spoken of to the Bride-to-Be.  Through this rite of passage, a man gets his one last night as ruler of all her surveys, the king of the hill, the man on top...

And then he gets married.  "He" becomes "We" and life thereafter is filled with lame ass phrases like, "Just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu".  His regular night out with the boys slowly grinds to a halt as his non-married friends decided having him around cramps their style.  He begins to do things he never thought he'd do, such as holding his wife's purse while she shops, going to the store to buy pads at 11pm, and spending entire days looking at new bathroom fittings, because the old fittings don't match the color of the new toilet seat cover she bought.  And worst of all, every sexy girl he sees and wants to fuck is off limits, because he is now committed to banging the same pussy for the rest of his life.

And all this time, the man is thinking back to that last wild night... reliving it in his dreams...

So here is the plan.  In November (hopefully, if schedules permit) I will be getting married to Candace Flossberg, the hottest, sexiest girl in SL.  I am not worried about losing my night out with the boys, mostly because I never did that anyway.  I don't mind going shopping with Candace because she is usually buying slutty clothes that I will rip off her later.  I won't have to go to the store to buy pads.  If we go looking for bathroom fittings, we are probably looking for one with the best sex options, and not the right color.

And if I see a girl I want to fuck, I will fuck her, because Candace and I have a wonderful open relationship and sex with others is not an issue.  In fact, its encouraged.

Even so, sometime prior to that wedding day, I will be having a bachelor party.  It will be wild.  It will have slutty girls.  There will be things that the Bride-to-Be probably will not want to know about.  But because I know you are all soooo interested in my sex life, I will be posting a detailed account of the bachelor party for everyone's enjoyment.

By the way, I am looking for girls for the party.  I need hot little sluts that want to be fucked hard and used like dirty whores.  Send me a notecard with nude pics and your "qualifications".  If I have more responses than I can fit into the party, I might just have several "private" parties until I've worked my way through them all.  Shy girls need not apply.

It's time for the best bachelor party SL has ever seen.  Let the sex begin!

Hard Core Halloween!

October is my favorite month.  Halloween is my favorite holiday.

Halloween is a big event at Hard Alley.  I've been decorating the sim and getting ready for several Halloween events.  The lovely and talented Summer Seale has provided me with some of her wonderful decorations and they add a lot to the atmosphere.  Several Alley regualars are already getting into the spirit of the holiday, dressing up in costumes, wearing their finest pale grey skins, and sharpening their axes and icepicks.

Some of the events we have planned include the Annual Hard Alley Costume Party at the Strip Club and Ghost Story Night at the Cemetary.  I'm toying with the idea for a zombie gang-bang, but don't have any details yet.  I'll be making announcements through the various Hard Alley groups as to where and when these events will be taking place.

Here are some pics of the Alley decorated up for Halloween.

Takashi and Chrystina looking pale and undead...

The Giant Pumpkin looms over the town square...

Halloween at Hard Alley

The Hard Core Strippers giving out Candy...

Hard Core goes Orange!

The Ghost Story Campfire in the Hard Alley Cemetary...

 Hope to see you all there!  Happy Halloween!

Happy Birthday, Candace Flossberg!

The lovely and talented Candace Flossberg celebrated the date of her birth this Friday night at Hard Alley, with a huge party, lots of people, nudity, sex, and cake!  Here are some pics from the party.  The rest will be on Flickr soon!

Candace wearing her new party dress...

The party lasted all night!

Lots of nudity and sex was involved...

And cake.  We can't forget the cake.

Gang Bangs and Threesomes and Orgys! Oh my!

Everyone loves to have sex with more than one person at a time, right?  Okay good.  I thought so.

Threesome at Hard Alley

So why is it so hard to get more than two people together for sex?  The last threesome I was in was a month ago, and I can't remember the last time I participated in a gang bang or orgy.  I think for me it's usually a scheduling issue.  Trying to pull something together randomly at the spur of the moment works fine when only two people are involved, but you add a third person or more and scheduling becomes critical.



Candace taking three cocks

It's time we started having group sex parties.  Parties with set dates and times so that everyone knows when they will be and can adjust their schedules accordingly.  For example, we might have Wednesday night at 7pm set aside for Candace to get gang banged, or a Friday Night 8pm Free-for-all Orgy.  Even threesomes can be scheduled and those not participating can enjoy watching, or there may even be some tag-teaming.  Who knows?  Once you get the people there and they are horny, anything can happen!

Personally, I'd love to have more threesomes, foursomes, couple swapping, gang bangs, and orgies.  We might even add in some RP story lines, like Home Invasion or Unfaithful Spouses...

Leave comments.  Your feedback is important in planning events like this.  Is this something you're interested in?  Do you think it's a stupid idea?  Do you have suggestions for events?

If there is enough interest, I'll set up a private group sex party area at Hard Alley.

Women are from Venus, Men are Pussies!

Women get just as horny as men.  Probably even more so.  In fact, I am sure they are hornier than men.

She is here and wants to FUCK.

When I first opened Hard Alley, most of the visitors were women.  They loved the idea behind it and were excited about it.  That is, until they realised that there were no men.  I didn't understand it.  I had thought the Alley would have several guys hanging around, all waiting to pounce on the rare, unsuspecting girl that teleported in out of curiosity, so I was floored when I discovered that the opposite was true.

Even today, girls outnumber the men in the Alley four to one on average, and only one in ten of those men can even remotely Roleplay.  Trust me... if you can emote better than "you wanna fuk?" and have at least SOME sense of roleplaying a scene, you can get laid in Hard Alley.

Where the fuck are all the MEN?

They have all been turned into PUSSIES!

Somewhere in the last 50 years, modern society has reduced men to quivering, scared little pussies that are afraid of offending women.  They have been taught that they must show a sensitive side or be ridiculed as a chauvinist.  They have been conditioned to the idea that women are empowered and in the process, men have abdicated their belief in their own authority.

She doesn't want him to cuddle.

First off, I love women, and I respect them.  I think anyone who knows me will vouch for that.  But that doesn't prevent me from being dominant and even agressive when the situation calls for it.  In my real life, my wife and I are equal partners and I respect her opinions even when she's obviously wrong.  Which is most of the time.  But there are times when I have to make decisions that are in the family's best interest and she supports me in that.  Anyway, I respect women.  So don't get your panties in a wad. (that goes for men and women)

Okay, so we all know what happened and why.  And while John Wayne and Clark Gable may be rolling over in their graves, it has been good for women overall.  Except in the bedroom.  And especially in Hard Alley.

Does it surprise anyone that I have to send a notecard out monthly REMINDING guys that Hard Alley is for Fucking?  And that most of the women there WANT to be taken and used?  And that women don't want to be ASKED if they want to be raped?

She isn't here to be treated like a lady.

Guys:  Learn to Roleplay.  No one is going to want to just fuck you.  There are sims with big rooms full of poseballs for that.  Girls come to Hard Alley expecting a story to unfold.  BE the man in their story!  Make their fantasy unfold!  Take charge and lead them through to an ending that leaves you BOTH satisfied.  Don't ask them (it doesn't take a genius to tell if she's saying "no," because she doesn't want to play, or if she's saying, "no" because she's roleplaying a victim).  Don't treat them like ladies, unless that is the scene you are both playing.  Don't be gentle or shy.  And for Heaven's sake, don't join the Gang Bang club if you are scared of having sex in public!

I really try hard to encourage guys to step up to the plate and be MEN.  To get their dicks out of their panties and show these women what it's like to be FUCKED and not made love to.

It's getting better.  I'm seeing more and more guys that can Roleplay and are not afraid to drag a girl into a dark corner of the Alley.  I am seeing more and more gang bangs and rough sex.  And with each one I feel that I have in some small way helped my gender recover some of the manliness we have lost.  With each cum-drenched woman left laying on a filthy mattress I feel I have made some small stride in the de-pussyfication of man.  It's a lonely fight, but someone has to do it.