The Infamous Hard Alley

The Infamous Hard Alley
Second Life's Original Sin

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Cheating

Is she cheating?  Probably!
Do you cheat on your partner?

Cheating turns me on.  I love it when a girl cheats on her partner with me.

I don't cheat.  I don't have to.  Candace and I have a fully open relationship and we both enjoy sex with other people.  I don't have to create a secret alt to sneak around behind her back.  Candace knows my other avies and has even fucked one of them (so in a sense, she cheated on me with me).

Most couples in SL do not have an open relationship.  Most are monogamous, and that is great if that is what they both want.  It is, however, usually unrealistic to expect it to work.  Cheating is far to easy and the temptations to cheat are far too great for most couples to stay completely faithful to each other.  Typically it is the man who will eventually be caught straying, but I know lots of women that cheat, too.  Many of them, or their secret alts, have ended up in my bed.  Women are much sneakier and don't get caught as much.  Some actually desire to get caught, wishing their partner would catch them in the act for that extra adrenalline rush.  Of course, when they do get caught drama unfolds and I just want to tell them both how idiotic they were to expect faithfulness in SL to start with.  They should just make up, fuck, and deal with it.

Does her boyfriend know?
Do you wonder if your girl has ever cheated on you?  She probably has.  Maybe even with me.  IM me sometime and ask.  I might even have pics to share with you.  Hell, she's probably been fucking me for years.  Get over it.

Do you cheat on your partner?  No one ever reads my blog, so it's safe to post your answer.

Post a comment below and give me your opinion on cheating.  Don't be afraid to slip me your "room key".

Sunday, September 12, 2010

The Unthinkable Has Happened!


The Proposal.
Hard Rust actually found a girl that would marry him!

Yes, some poor girl, obviously not in her right mind, is willing to marry me.  Last Tuesday, September 7, at around 12:00 a.m., I proposed to Candace Flossberg in the middle of the Hard Core Sex and Strip Club.  I was wearing a formal suit and tie and the blushing bride-to-be was in her pink and yellow dinosaur jammies with the little footies.  On one knee, and after several fumbling statements trying to profess my undying love and devotion, I asked her to marry me and she exclaimed, "YAY!" (then she said, "Yes!").

The Kiss.
I placed the engagement ring on her finger (transfer inventory to recipient, place inventory in world, open object, copy contents to inventory, wear item).  Rising to the sound of my knee creaking, we embraced and kissed deeply, with my hand instantly going for an ass-grab.  Her ring sparkled in the dim lights of the club, reflecting the glowing stripper poles behind us.  (The ring came from Earthstones Jewelry, and not from the trunk of some guy's car in one of the shadier corners of Hard Alley as some have suggested).

Then we went to bed.  Literally.  It was a work night and we need our sleep.  We had our celebratory sex the next day.  Don't worry.  I took pics and I'll be posting them on the Hard Alley Flickr site soon.

Now comes the hard part.  The Wedding.  We're planning for some time in October.  It will be held in Hard Alley, of course.  We've never hosted a wedding in the Alley, so this will be interesting.  The Mayor of Hard Alley, Takashi Alexseev, will be officiating.  Carmen Greenfield (our co-star in our second porn video "The Naughty Secretary) will be the Maid of Honor.  We have lots of planning to do.  My suggestion of simple vows (Me: "Ya wanna", Candace: "Yep.  You?", Me: "Sure", Takashi: "Yer Hitched!", was overruled by Candace, who is looking forward to writing deep, meaningful vows that express her feelings or something like that.

The Ring.
We have both already been swamped with IMs from people asking us the main question on everyone's mind... "Are you still going to be available for sex?"  Duh.  Of course.  I am the Sleaze King, after all, and Candace's love of sex equals my own.  Sex with others just gets us hotter for each other.  Second Life Citizens may sleep peacefully knowing that Hard Rust and Candace Flossberg will still be out there fucking as always.

In summary:  Hard and Candace are getting Married.  Wedding in October.  Sex and Perversion remains the same.

It just goes to show you that even a rotten, amoral bastard like Hard Rust has room in his heart for love.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Doing Hard Time

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Monday, August 30, 2010

Girls I'd Love to Fuck List 2010

A while back I listed the girls I'd most love to fuck, both in Real Life and in Second Life.  I think it's time to update that list for 2010. *grins*  Let's start with Real Life.  I'll never actually get to fuck any of these women, but it's nice to dream.

In No Particular Order...

Kim Kardashian - That ass alone earns her a spot on this list.
Jessica Alba - Always a favorite.
Christian Serratos - Her PETA poster is my all time favorite.
Megan Fox - Seriously.  Who wouldn't fuck that?
Kristen Bell - She's just too cute.  I'm waiting for her career to tank so she'll do Playboy.
Eliza Dushku - Sooner or later she will get a series that shows her true talents!
Olivia Munn - G4's best contribution to the male gaming community.
Kaley Cuoco - Hot blonde from Big Bang Theory.  She fucks GEEKS!
Ashlynn Brooke - Hottest porn star in videos today.  I just wish she did anal!
Jennifer Love Hewitt - The woman has curves, and dammit, I love curves.

Now for the girls in Second Life that I would love to fuck!  SOME of these girls are ones that I already have fucked, but would not hesitate to fuck again!  If you are NOT on this list, do not be upset!  The list of girls I want to fuck in SL is much longer than 10.  Again, these are not in any particular order.

Candace Flossberg - She has my heart, and can have my cock anytime she wants it.
Emanuelle Jameson - SL's most famous and sexy porn star, and a sweetheart, too!
Aspen Huntress - Her Flickr pics are hot, and so is she! UPDATE!  I FUCKED ASPEN HUNTRESS!
Trixianna Saenz - She's gorgeous, sexy, and one of my best friends!
Carmen Greenfield - Sexy star of our second porn video and super hot slut!
Jade Steele - Owner of Midian City and smoking hot babe.  Together we'd make Hard Steele.
Megzi Babii - She still won't give in to my charms.  But someday she will.
Yulia Juran - I've been wanting her since I met her, but something always keeps us apart.
Cipriana Diavolo - Another girl who has resisted me for so long... but I am persistant.
Zanara Zenovka - Sexy Aussie and scripter extraordinaire... and she has a nice ass.

I will not rest until I have fucked each of these women!  (along with the rest of the women in Second Life)

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

How to Have a Happy Second Life

Have you ever noticed just how miserable some people are in Second Life?  We all have friends that seem to have nothing but problems and grief to complain about.  I am not talking about the ones who actually have miserable Real Lives.  I am talking about the ones that are miserable in game.

Why are they miserable in Second Life?  Most of the time it's because they allow others to dictate how they play and keep them from enjoying the game the way in which they want.  They allow some Master or Mistress or Boyfriend or Girlfriend to put restrictions and demands on them.  In most cases they want to believe they are submissive, but a true submissive would be happy living this way.  Instead, these people complain about how unhappy they are but are unwilling to do what is needed to change.

Want to know the secret to having a happy Second Life?  Play the game YOUR way!

That's it.  Problem solved.  You do what YOU want, and if your Master/Mistress/Boyfriend/Girlfriend doesn't like it then they need to be told to mind their own business!  I am sure they wouldn't stand for anyone telling THEM how to play, but they don't think twice about dictating to others.

Do what you want to do.  Go where you want to go.  Fuck people you want to fuck.  If someone has a problem with you, its THEIR problem, not yours.  Mute and move on.  Don't waste YOUR fun time on people that can't accept you for who you are.

Take charge of your own happiness.  Make it happen.  Don't let anyone, including me, tell you how to play your game!  (although I kind of just did, didn't I?)

Saturday, August 21, 2010

The Naughty Secretary

Our second video is out.  It's called "The Naughty Secretary"

Mr. Lynden's wife catches him fucking his hot secretary, Carmen. What happens next can only happen in a porn movie... Starring Carmen Greenfield in her first SL porn move, Candace Flossberg, and Hard Rust.

We used the Lynden Labs section of Hard Alley for the set, with most of it being shot in Mr. Lynden's office upstairs.  We used a hot new rug by Warm Animations and a couple of great Luna Animations sets for the sex.
This is our way of paying homage to the wonderful 70's era porn films.

At NaughtyMachinima.com you can find this video and many others by a variety of people in SL, including the famous Emanuelle Jameson, Krystall Pearl, and Aurora Bentham.  Be sure to check them out!

http://www.naughtymachinima.com/video/1551/The-Naughty-Secretary

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Reform School Slut!

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