All about my Cock.

I had planned to write a lengthy blog sharing my insights and wisdom concerning life and love and relationships in Second Life, but erased it all and decided to just talk about something we all know and love...

My Cock.

First off, its a Dark Desires brand. I have a Midnight Lotus and an XCite and a SexGen and a Play Sexy, but nothing quite feels as good dangling between my legs as the one from Dark Desires.

Second, its big. Really big. But not the biggest. The set included a massive one that I felt was just a bit too much. Maybe if I'm in need of a club to beat griefers with someday, I'll put it on and try the huge one out. In the meantime, I'm getting along just fine with the "just big" one.

And lastly, its just fun. I enjoy wearing it and showing it off, but just to share the joy with others, not to say "look at me! I have a huge cock!"

My ego doesn't need stroking, but my cock is always "up" for some. *grins*

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Mary Baphomet is required by law to wear a tattoo reading "The user bears sole responsibility for any bodily injury incurred".

Ruler of All I Survey

I bought an island.

Hard Alley is fast approaching its 3rd anniversary and in that time it has grown from a 10x30 meter skybox to an entire sim of decadance and perversion. Nearly all my sick fantasies can be played out in one area of the Alley or another, and I am slowly running out of ideas for new ones.

For me, Hard Alley has always been more about having fun than anything else. I've tried to make a place where people can play and enjoy hanging out. I want the people that visit the Alley to feel welcome and free to explore their fantasies without fear of harassment or judgement.

Most of all, I want Hard Alley to be a place where friends come together and talk and laugh and enjoy each other's company. I want it to be their home as much as it is mine.

Moving into our fourth year, we face several challenges. The Lindens are not going to make it easy on adult sites. Restricting the ability for people to find us in Search, along with strictly enforcing age verification (I am against under-age sexual play, but this will kill many of the alt characters that people use in Hard Alley because their mains are too "respectable). The increased cost of a full sim is a challenge, but for now we're doing okay. Only time will tell if we are able to sustain enough revenue to keep going.

The biggest challenge, though, is keeping things fresh. I have done my best over the last three years to keep changing and adding to the Alley enough that it always has something new to offer. I am fortunate to be surrounded by the best bunch of perverts in Second Life, and they are always inspiring me to do better.

A large part of Hard Alley's continued success lies with my Club Manager and best friend, Megz Ling. She is the heart of Hard Core and keeps the place rocking and full of life. She is the magnet that draws the zany cast of characters that populate my bar stools each night. I can't express how much I appreciate all she does for me and the Alley.

Did I mention the zany cast of characters? Skat, Taka, Calie, Zach, Mega, Mal, Biancajade, Sarajane, Viv, Allie, Calvin, Yulia, and so many others keep me cracking up with their wild antics and distrubing humor.

My beautiful dancers. Without them there would be no Hard Core Sex and Strip Club. They are my girls. :)

Hard Alley is my home. These people are my family.

Oh yes (for tradition sake), Mary Baphomet wants to have my illegitimate children.

Hard Rust: Man or Myth?

I know you are asking yourself, "Just how long can Hard write about himself?"

The answer is, "Not this long."

So this blog is up to you. Talk about me. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Be kind. I cry easy.

And now a word about Education...

The School Girls Gone Bad Detention Facility celebrates its 2 year anniversary this month. It's hard to believe that its been that long but it has. And in that time its been re-built four times (original build, build in new sim, re-build after Ana accidently deleted it all, and re-build into its current design). For over a year it was more popular than Hard Alley, and is still registering students every day. Those students are learning their three r's... reading, 'riting, and rough sex.

Of course, the School has evolved much differently than I had envisioned. I expected it to be a "women in chains" kind of place where girls would be traded for cigarettes and the guards would have their way with the "students". While some of this goes on daily, the majority of role play at the school has been less sexual. Oh well, as long as they are having fun. :)

I don't spend as much time at the School as I do the Alley, but that's only because the School doesn't need me there as much. But occasionally I do enjoy popping over and being the perverted janitor that touches the girls in innappropriate places (All the girls are 18 and over. Hard Alley sites to NOT support ageplay).

I haven't mentioned Mary Baphomet in a couple of blogs, so this is for her: Mary Baphomet + Cheerleader outfit = Instant boner. There. I did some Math. Isn't this educational?

Anyway, Happy Anniversary to the School!

Business or Pleasure?

Most nights I am faced with this question. Business or Pleasure? As I dance at Hard Core, or wander the Alley, the lovely ladies that dance for me constantly catch my eye. But they are hard at work, earning tips and keeping customers happy. Wouldn't it be wrong to pull them from the stage and drag them off to my private chambers to have my way with them?

On one hand, I want my girls to make nice money. They work hard and deserve the reward. Its not easy to dance for hours and try to flirt and converse and be cheerful and sexy, and let's face it... in this economy, the tips are drying up. It would be bad to interfere with them while they are actually pulling in those few rare coins.

On the other hand, I, too, fall prey to their charms. And as their boss, it is my duty to sexually harass them as much as I can. Sometimes that involves pressuring them to come satisfy my carnal needs. After all, it IS my Alley, and they work for me. I pay a lot of money each month so other people can have sex. Shouldn't I get some, too, even if they miss a tip or two?

So the question remains: Business or Pleasure?

Luckily the question has been answered in the last day or so. Two of my girls have decided to be twins, which leaves me with the brilliant plan to leave one to dance while I have my way with the other. To be fair, I'll have to alternate which one stays and which one submits to my lust, but I am nothing if not fair. :)

Don't you love it when problems just work themselves out?

Now the question is: How do I get them both into my room at the same time?

Back from Vacation

I've been out of Second Life for over a month and now I'm back.

Hard Alley survived without me, which is good, but I can see that SL in general has declined. Not as many people playing, economy is tanking just like RL, and lag is everywhere (not just Hard Alley). I expect the Lindens to do something really creative to solve these problems, like raise prices. Hey! Why fix problems when you can just suck money out of people?

But anyway, I am back in game and ready to reclaim the title of Sleaze King. I've let Hard Core turn into Hello Kitty Klub and it needs to get back to its roots: Anything goes, the naughtier the better. I want the sounds of sex in the club to drown out the sounds of sex from the Gang Bang Room below.

So if fucking offends you, go to Bad Girls. Hard Core is not just the club name.

And remember... Its my Alley. I take what I want in it.

Girls I want to have sex with

Let's start with Real Life...

Jennifer Love Hewitt - I mean, damn, who wouldn't hit that?
Ali Larter - the girl with super slutty powers in Heroes.
Faith Hill - And I actually like a couple of her songs.
Shania Twain - Don't care for her songs at all.
Jessica Alba - 'Nuff said.

In Second Life...

Bre Figtree - She's back and she really needs to give in to me.
Zanara - Drives me insane with lust. Someday she'll let me do her just to stop me from begging.

Amykitten - I've been after her from day one but she's always too busy dancing.

Alesandra Pinklady - She makes such hot clothes, and she looks so hot in them.

Prissy Underall - Unfortunately she's like a daughter to me. Fortunately, I'm a perv.

Megz Ling - Naked looks so good on her.
Megzi Babii - But only because she's such a tease.
and of course,
Mary Baphomet - I would give up all other women for Mary, for at least a day.

That should be enough for now. I'm sure I'll think of more later. In the meantime, if you would like to be added to the list, please report to my private office naked.